dear someone ...

Lying to four different men that I am dating someone, so I don't have to make small talk and go on dates, when all I'd really really really like, is to actually be dating someone.

Where art thou O' someone ?

this too shall pass ...

.... no ?

it's time to take a U-Turn ....

..... i think.

it helps ...

that you're so fucked up.

only if we could blame everything on you. but then again, there are so many of you.

hungry

and not happy.

like OMFG !

like OMFG !

I am 29.

- SHRIEK -

it's so easy for some people to drag you down, until you realize, it's you that makes it so easy for them. 

dear gods of sex ...

i need. need. need. need. need to get laid. really.

2.38 am

3.12 am.

still blank.

theres nothing to save in this draft.

nothing.

Dear Drama,

What about my existence is SO alluring ? 2000 kms away from base and still you track me down and creep in ?

Loser.

where is my turn ? :(

thats one month of no sex. point proven ? 

Dear Libido ...

It is very unlike you to just disappear like that. I miss you very very very much. We [me & my several alter egos] are all very concerned back home. All we asked was for a balance, don't be such an extremist.

Jhonny misses you too.

Me.

gay bombay at its satirical bestest !

Hello Guys, This PROFILE is created to CREATE AWARENESS and ALERT from Mr. Vishal Bajaj. Attached Pictures are of Mr. Vishal Bajaj. Some details about Mr. Vishal Bajaj: 1. I have attached his Pictures to avoid any misconception 2. His REAL BIRTH DATE is 10 March 1978. 3. He is 33 years old (He claims to be 23 or 24 years old) 4. He stays at Kandiwali 5. He work for some audio company 6. He asks for relation 7. Usually DATES Minimum 3-4 GUYS at the same time His COMMON WAYS to TRAP GUYS are as enlisted: Step 1: He starts chatting with guys by complimenting on Pictures. Step 2: He asks "what you do?" (Motive: Which is but obvious question for everyone, but his motive is to hunt guy who is earning) Step 3: He asks to meet. Step 4: In the first meeting he would start conversation with his sad love story with so called guy Vaibhav Jain. (Motive: To get sympathy and after listening his story usually guys starts thinking that "I wish mere BF bhi aise hota.......") Step 5: After 2-3 meetings he propose by giving some gift according the starus of guy. (Motive: Bakara halal karane se pehele use khilana pilana) Step 6: More 2-3 dates with the same guy [All the expense by Mr. Vishal Bajaj] (Motive: to show the guy how much he loves you, n I am ready to do anything for your happiness)] Step 7: He starts crying about no money and asks for Money (Read below the most obvious Reasons he gives) Step 8: After seeing his sweetness usually guys gives him money. (Motive: Done and ready to Ignore that Guy) Step 9: He starts ignoring the Guy. Most OBVIOUS REASONS He gives: 1. I have to do treatment, and my salary is on XXX date I will return you after my salary get Done. 2. I have to take my mom to Hospital, and my salary is on XXX date I will return you after my salary get Done. 3. My mom lost her bag which is full off with cash, and my salary is on XXX date I will return you after my salary get Done. 4. I have only 30(figure may vary) rupees in my wallet and I have to go XXXX which is really very very urgent, and my salary is on XXX date I will return you after my salary get Done. *Guys Please Stay away with this guy, and please pass this information to all of your friends. Also Please Mail me more details about Mr. Vishal Bajaj Then msg me those. NEW UPDATES: Date 17 April 2011; 8:50PM: He Asks Money for sex as well. Name of the Informer - As per the persons request Name is not revealed Date 17 April 2011; 8:54PM: He asked 2000 bugs for sex by giving reason that His dad is not working and want to pay fees of his sister. Name of the Informer - As per the persons request Name is not revealed Date 17 April 2011; 9:05PM: He took 10,000 Rs. from one of guy who was just 19 years old. that guys gives him amount from his pocket money. Then as usual vishal started Ignoring him. After hard search he found Vishal's home. then vishal gives him cheque, which was bounced. after hard try he got his money back (Lucky guy) Name of the Informer - As per the persons request Name is not revealed Date 18 April 2011; 0:56PM: Just saw that Mr. Vishal Bajaj Deleted his current profile so its time to be ALERT. Name of the Informer - As per the persons request Name is not revealed Yours Well wisher.

 

it's a shit shower ...

thank god for bubble wrap. 

ha !

didn't realize you'd be so easy to dispose :-)

crooked ...

my attempt at the arts & crafts. 

love !

so this random family friend's son commented on how flat my tummy looked since I have ONLY been killing myself with the work outs.

I totally wanted to marry him and have his UGLY children.

dear 2011 ...

stop it yaar, be nice to me, send some good sex my way. and shoes. and weight loss and some nice exciting work. and inspiration. don't be a cunt.

love.

me

hand made shoe love. so perfectly summery.

I wore such pretty shoes and ...

all my appointments got canned one after another. perfect summer outfit and no where to go.

sigh.

Ryan, because I know this is a sure shot way of getting this message across. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

just for once I wish you'd pick up the phone and ask me why i said what i did. why did i delete you ? but then, if you only so much so cared, i'd never have to say those things or do any of what i did do, would i ?

lesson learnt

read the packaging when you buy something new. If the lubricant says MENTHOL, understand, that when applied to your derriere, it will be cold.

It felt quite nice actually. It was like personalized aircon for me bumb.

I should have farted, perhaps it'd have been minty.

need to get fool proof.

pronto.

no ?

i can sense a revolution. but there's no turmoil. that's a good thing, no ?

thank you for that hug rather those hugs F. The second one almost choked me.

So like I said. Fuck off and stay away from me. Ignore me like I will ignore you.

And yes, in the words of a certain facebook, I just unfriended you.

Yay for me.

This act of self respect deserves a new wallet. Bottegaaaaaaaaaa, here I come :D

inspiration, are you looking for me too ?

i have no idea what i'm doing ... & i've forgotten how to pretend.

suddenly ...

there are so many of you to stalk on facebook.

could have been lovers
should have been lovers
dickhead who flirted with me but started dating someone else instead
was a lover
should never have been a lover
deleted lovers
deleted could have been lovers
deleted should have been lovers.

and then all these random cute boys.

yes, life needed. now.

dear mister pillow ...

could you like grow a pair of hands and legs and hug me back ?

I am not that fussed on the face.

for now.

i don't know no one who makes tea as good as i do. i frigging wanted to marry the chai today. bitch got me a mammoth of a headache and how though. clearly, we need to work our issues out.

maybe nsa sex then. works for me. et toi chai ?

maybe all this procrastination will lead to something good.

maybe.

maybe.

maybe.

maybe.

maybe.

maybe.

today ..

i could have said a thousand ridiculous things too. lets face it, it's my thing. i know how to serve my sarcasm.

i didn't. because unlike you, i don't hit below the belt. 

i hope you feel better.  i do miss you & will continue to.

one more blow isn't going to kill me. it'll hurt. plenty.

having one of your closest friends judge you & your choices because you're gay isn't easy.

maybe you'll come around. maybe you won't.

tomorrow will be easier & the day after a few weeks past today, it won't matter as much.

dear f ... fuck you very much.

i hate those bear hugs. they piss me off. they mock me. they make me sick. the next time i see you, in between slapping you & kicking you in the groin, i will tell you that. or maybe i won't. maybe i'll call you and just tell you what a jackass you are or at least thats what i think. that & how much i hate those bear hugs.

as i discovered, you're still under an alias in my phone & i didn't bother changing that because it was too much effort. i did contemplate deleting it all together.

stupid frigging i am happy to see you bear hugs.

fuck off.

that and i am loving the small caps today.

also, you reckon it's a case of sour grapes, i'm confused.

for every room has a story ...

tonight this is mine ....

ok, confession.

I thought chunkey pandey didn't look 1/10th as bad in person. He looked quite nice actually.

is there officially no hope left now ?

sigh. and then some more.

i have a new rule ..

come what may, I am supposed to be working 11am - 5pm Monday Tuesday, Thursday Friday. Wednesdays, I work until 3.30.

No laying down on the bed, no switching on the tv and no masturbation.

Clearly, restraint isn't quite my thing, amongst many.

....

javier bardem or jude law.

decisions decisions decisions.

that and this new design sucks.

and 2011, please stop being an ass to me. I am asking nicely.

life like I know it ...

.... SUCKS !

what scares me is ...

this time lil' parts of me didn't die. Have I become this cold, is so much within me dead already or have I just evolved into one of those people that handle disappointments this well.

Bah.

I still did listen to the my heart break music though, well, if that counts for something.