lookie lookie !!!

Whoa !

So, I've actually come back.

[pats self on back]
[makes note:- must buy me something nice for keeping up resolution]
[make note:- you may not afford tod's, but tresmode is on sale too]

That's it. I really have nothing else to say. Except I am looking for an assistant. Someone non-stupid. Someone non-ugly. Someone who wants to be an Interior designer/stylist. If you're hot, extra points.

Only everyone that I seem to interview, they make me want to curl and shrink into stomach lint. Yes, that bad.

The last one I did, under hobbies he listed "visiting to exhibitions". One before that, she was all of 13838 kilo's and in her resume she mentioned " I like to swim and can float "

You'd probably think I am making these up.

 I'd think I was making these up.

Really. Need an assistant. NON STUPID. Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

yes, well, hello there you ;-)

I am not going to make myself any silly promises and pretend that I am going to blog again everyday. Lord knows, I break them easy. Just like I decided I'd shop less in 2010 and be good with finances. Ha ! I have already bought 4 pairs of shoes. And it's only 17 days down January 2010. But pretty pretty shoes, I tell you.

Why am I back here ? Because I started blogging when I was 24, sigh, do I miss them days or do I miss them days. And I am well 27  26 now. It's been an interesting journey and the journal is rather fun to read once in a while. Also well, because it's fun and it's 2 minutes past 3 am and I am nothing close to being sleepy. So yup, still an insomniac. Still a shop-o-holic and the alcoholism hasn't gotten any better. So why not make mockery out of my misery and get a tad entertaining. Yes, I do think I am funny.

Frowns.

And well, who knows, some burberry-chino-wearing-tod's-loafer-owning-bottega-bag-carrying-hermes-tan-belt-sporting-boy-no-man might just read this and we might just live happily after.

Because, accept it, who doesn't love a whining, fattening, ageing faggot. This is where you go "aww" & run to buy me loafers from tod's. they're on 30% sale and I want the blue boat loafers please. ;-)

 No ? No ? No?

Hmph.