musings !

Well, targets have been set and inshallah one will achieve them. One baby step at a time. Set alarm, wake up on time.

Today however ddnt go as planned.

The alarm was set for 9.00 am. The iPhone has an annoying alarm tone. Good, it should do the job. And it has a pre-set snooze which goes off every 10 mins. Even better.

9.00 am became 9.10, 9.20, 9.30, 9.40 ...... 10.30, 10.40 ... 11.10, 11.20

Cannot handle this goddamned SNOOOZE anymore.

So an alarm was set for 1.00 pm which progressed into 1.10 .. 1.40 .. and finally at 2.00 pm one had woken up.

The mother she's hysterical. She can't get over the fact that I set an alarm for 1.00 pm.

Donchyu simply hate it when your parents underestimate you.

- hmph -

The me !

Ten things you wish you could say to people right now (don't list names):
1. I hope you repent. Really.
2. Get a life and while you're at it, try lookin for a brain
3. I still think of you everynight
4. I am far fucking better than you will ever be
5. Move on
6. Ask me out damn it. Moron
7. I am still in love with you.
8. I miss you.
9. Marry me !?!
10. I am gay !

Nine things about yourself:
1. I strongly despise people who play games.
2. I am in love with myself
3. I like or dislike people at first sight. And I'm usually right.
4. I spend more money than I should [or can afford]
5. I have no patience.
6. I love cooking.
7. I forgive but never forget.
8. I love surprises, believe in love and can be very corny.
9. I am the one who surprises. It's my thing.

Eight ways to win your heart:
1. Be goodlooking [usually helps].
2. Be ar·tic·u·late. Helps, big time.
3. Surprise me.
4. Dont be cliched.
5. Dont be a player.
6. Be real. Be human
7. Be crazy with me!
8. Enjoy life.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Should I just buy that, damn I want that.
2. Fuck him. He's SO not worth it
3. Damn, he's cute
4. Sex
5. Sleep
6. Him
7. Suicide [yelp]

Six things you wish you never did:
1. Loving him.
2. Leaving him.
3. Being rude to him.
4. Not beating him back.
5. M-B-A.
6. Giving in.

Five turn-offs:
1. Body Odour.
2. Bad manners.
3. Bad attitude.
4. Bad sex.
5. Bad clothes.

Four turn-ons:
1. Giggle, wouldnt u wanna know.
2. Chocolate boy's.
3. Crazy girls.
4. Romantic dinners.

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Travel a lot
2. Live in a house with a fantastic view.
3. Have a great body.

Two smileys that describe you:
1. :-$
2. :D

One confession:
1. I cheated on him too after he cheated on me. I never told him.

superior phone calling !!!

A while ago, when I was still a student and lived down under the world was introduced to the Ipod. After salvating over it for months, I finally got one as my graduation gift. And in all the joy and happiness of the moment, I had done a post on my then blog. I think it's time for a repeat

Thursday, July 28, 2005
Ipod'eology !!!

Welcome Aboard Flight Ipomania !!! Thank you for choosing your Ipod(yes yes Photo) 20gb, mainly due to the unavailability of the Ipod(photoagain) 30gb !!! This hopefully will be a journey until internity[which it wasn't], unless stolen, misplaced or broken, in which case you shall be castrated anyways !!

We regret intital installation problems. Sincere aplogies for further problems caused by the Apple Call Centre staff which regretably is based in India (Bangalore). Their inability to comprehend your accent(which we agree is very much Indian) is a result of their desperate attempts at personifying an accent they should not attempt. Sincere Apologies. We agree Mate, must be pronounced as M-I-T-E and not M-A-T-E and yes your family lacked creativity, but your name is still pronounced the way your family intended it. Pity. [my ipod wouldn't work on my toshiba and the galls of the bloody customer service guy, he gave me some shit that ipod's werent compatible with toshiba laptops, of course, I had it replaced]

Please feel free to upload as many as 5000 songs on your ipod and a certain number of photo's ( Reading your Manual helps you know). Your Ipod comes equipped with nothing more than the Ipod. Duh ! So we suggest you start saving and starving to buy yourself the cool funky sports band to support your Ipod. Alternatively you might consider buying a case to make it scratch proof. The griffin I talk is a must buy !!! [which we did buy]

The cats have complained of your indecent dance moves whislt in Ipodic Mode[my housemate had three cats]. The Pelvic thrust we believe is most indecent. We sincerely request all ipod users to be seated or walk normally while the ipod is switched on !!! Please feel free to shamelessly flaunt your Ipod during any moment of this trip.

Please note, you and only you have the sole authority to decide when does your Ipod begin to feel obsolete due to new innovations in technology. You may even begin to find your Ipod obsolete for no reason. Such behavior is acceptable and we advice that in situations as those you acquire new toys to amuse and entertain yourself !!! Hint Hint, new phone and car and laptop !!

Current Song : Ass Like That - Eminem - Encore
Current Mood: Confused

*****

yea, i did the current song and mood thingie then. For some reason. But learn did I!? I am afraid not. Having gone through two ipods in 3 years, one would think I'd be vary, least a tad bit careful. But hell no !! So there, I did it again.

I bought the iPhone :D



* does the happy dance *

without warranty [ahem]

and pray if this doesnt last, I will be castrated !!!

mayhem in mahim

no, I don't live in mahim. Remember the riots !? They'd always love to use this line, mayhem in mahim. Theres been mayhem nonetheless. Lots of it. Crying. Tugging. Pleading. Running. Catching. Hiding. Finding. Groaning. And you get the picture. But the heartless, emotionless, cold hearted, stone hearted staid bitch that she is, not much did help. And yes, moaning too, like puppy eyes meets pleading moans did not help.

Clothes were thrown. Left right and centre. Heaps formed. And then they got bigger. " HOW ARE YOU FOLDING IT !? " Ouch. I am sorry for trying to help. " Leave it to me, you just get the hangers" Fine. bitch. The aftermath of the tornado named gutterspace that hit my wardrobe you ask !?

gs:- [making a face] I hope u're throwing that
me:- HELL NO ! I have memories attached with that
gs:- like you have memories attached with every other peice of garment
me:- shut up, my ex gave this. I CANNOT throw this
gs:- it's ugly
me:- I know, I never wore it but cannot throw it
gs:- fine, if you wanna keep this, then we shall trade this for something else, hmm there those denims I have never seen you wear them
me:- but ..
gs:- shut up

The Shirts and Bags Wardrobe

The tee-shirt wardrobe.

The shirts and the tee shirts , folded hung
and segregated

[ bree vande kamp anyone?]

The bottoms wardrobe
[needs further segmentations into formal pants,
denims and pyjama's]

and where do you wonder all the clothes you saw the other day went !?

thrown into a pile, my poor clothes

ignored and abused and ridiculed even they lay helpless


and now lie sadly, stuffed in bags, several of them awaiting
their final journey. Go on, I know you'll make some homeless
person happy.

[in BIG BAZAAR BAGS]

Sigh
sob
sniffle

but yes, I am a fighter, a survivor and I must forget my manners not. Thank you darling gutterspace, for if you had come not, I'd be one more hoarder living in denial. Cuz for now, you've given me a reason to live. Shop more since theres plenty of space in my wardrobe :D

YEPPIEEEE !!!!

p.s :- thank you very much gutterspace, you're a dolly and yes, you do fold very well, hence forth I shall let you do all the folding my life requires. You are the official clothes folder of my life.

another example of how-nice-a-person-i-am !!!

my wardobe is a mess. like clothes are discovered accidentally while one is attempting to look for something else kinda mess. given the fact that I am so organized and such a cleanliness freak, I'd make it myself. But since I am all about other people and giving and happiness and all that jazz, I think I should let gutterspace have the pleasure, who by the way has been having a very busy week at work. So what better way to de-stress than this. She for the benighted is a self-labeled closet cleaner.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit A + B

Exhibit C

and yes to make her job easier the categories are easy

Clothes I bought because they were on sale
Clothes I bought because I believed my life would be incomplete without them
Clothes I bought because someday they'd fit me
Clothes I bought because I felt compelled too
Clothes that don't fit me, never did
Clothes that did fit me once upon a time

and

the tee shirt I wear everyday
the denims I wear everyday

So there, 3 wardrobes full of clothes [and a bag somewhere] should be enough of de-stresser, you think !?

I was having a good day. Not perfect. Good. Fine my feet hurt like hell, but then fashion does come at a cost. I walked from churchgate to colaba twice in two days. Walked all over kala ghoda and walked all over colaba, the gateway of india, all the way to basillico and then walked some more. Thus well, my feet hurt.

And still I said, I was having a good day. And then all in a moment, it turned wierd. I was sad, I was annoyed and I was frustrated. And then I got stopped by the traffic police. Ha, I havnt drunk a drop. ha ! I don't have my license on me either.

I have fucking lost my license again. And of course, I only got a new one issued two months ago.

Reason enough to be annoyed, no !? It fucking sucks you know, cuz when you really do try so hard, u fucking fail miserably. I guess reason enough to be frustrated too.

And my feet fucking HURT !