just for once I wish you'd pick up the phone and ask me why i said what i did. why did i delete you ? but then, if you only so much so cared, i'd never have to say those things or do any of what i did do, would i ?

lesson learnt

read the packaging when you buy something new. If the lubricant says MENTHOL, understand, that when applied to your derriere, it will be cold.

It felt quite nice actually. It was like personalized aircon for me bumb.

I should have farted, perhaps it'd have been minty.

need to get fool proof.

pronto.

no ?

i can sense a revolution. but there's no turmoil. that's a good thing, no ?

thank you for that hug rather those hugs F. The second one almost choked me.

So like I said. Fuck off and stay away from me. Ignore me like I will ignore you.

And yes, in the words of a certain facebook, I just unfriended you.

Yay for me.

This act of self respect deserves a new wallet. Bottegaaaaaaaaaa, here I come :D

inspiration, are you looking for me too ?

i have no idea what i'm doing ... & i've forgotten how to pretend.