In the morning, a red ant bit me. Bastard.
Then one dick of a man came and banged my car. Stupid Whoreson !!! * sounds nicer than sonofawhore no *
okay then, quite a beginning this is to my day. stupid ant. I cudnt see 'it' or else i would have drowned it in my spit wad !!! and chootiah man, I ddnt have a license or else I would have killed him. I dunno what upsets me more, the dent on ma car or the castigation that awaits at home from ma dearest daddy ?!? Nope, not for the car but for my great art of procrastination at gettin me a new license!!!
I must get myself a new license. Oh so boring ! I shud just get a driver. Yep, I should just get a driver.
Bastard !!! Where is my driver ?!? I guess the same theory works for him as it works for the so called lover of mine, he's there somewhere, he's just not doing the right thing. Not just yet.
Men, I tell you, Bastards !
* puts head on desk, arms folded and prepares to sleep @ work *
laters !
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