its 2.30 am, i am down 168 words. 1800 to go. a 9.30 am deadline and I cant write. theres music. theres the customary sutta, down 3 cups of coffee, a glass of wine seems very alluring.
sigh.
today for the first time ever, ever I did potty with the ipod plugged in. I have never ever ever ever never ever ever done potty as I heard music. 24 years and I never did the two together. And the coincidence of coincidences, as I entered the loo, shakira came on singing hips dont lie.
too much fun i say. to wiggle your bum. too much fun.
see, this is exactly why I cant write. 2.30 am and I sat wiggling my bum on a potty seat.
to this the business india boi would go, a deadline is Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct
sigh.
today for the first time ever, ever I did potty with the ipod plugged in. I have never ever ever ever never ever ever done potty as I heard music. 24 years and I never did the two together. And the coincidence of coincidences, as I entered the loo, shakira came on singing hips dont lie.
too much fun i say. to wiggle your bum. too much fun.
see, this is exactly why I cant write. 2.30 am and I sat wiggling my bum on a potty seat.
to this the business india boi would go, a deadline is Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct.Sacrosanct
you're obsessed with potty time.
ReplyDeleteand you're still just as funny.
stay like that.
omg.
ReplyDeleteplsssssssssssss tell me u hadnt sat on de seat when we chatted last nite - or rather, that hiatus when u were 'preoccupied' wasnt when u were wiggling ure (gross) bum.
haw. you are very durty boi with number too.
ReplyDeleteUh...oh...way too much information dalrin'!
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't get into details about what happened after you wiggled your bum while doing potty! And welcome back!!!!
ReplyDeleteI invited me
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteI read all ur blogs n eet eej zimbly too gud..like the way u express ur feelings
Rock on
As if the buttcrack wasnt enough, now I must know about your bowel movements also? :P
ReplyDeleteDid it help? The iPod thing?
ReplyDeleteAnd when do we see the next post?
ReplyDeleteYour posts are addictive!
ReplyDelete-yours uninvited.