Dear Ram Daras

Dear Ram Daras, this is a story for you

kindly co-operate or to repeat the story, charges will be extra


thank you for co-operating TO US, because further ahead there is danger


and since we wudnt want you to be hurt with falling debries, we have sealed the area and thus it is now
however, if you do insist of going further ahead, we suggest you either


pack your feet in a bag and walk or


but please ram daras, ddnt your momma tell you, footWARE alone doesnt make you look pretty ... you do need to wax your legs ... errr leg too


and whilst we speak of being pretty, while some PLEASE tell dear Ram Daras, that with this pose he isnt going to last a day in the LIFW [and yes that is my handandleg in the second smaller mirror]


because dear Ram Daras, if you wont last in the LIFW, you wont make no money and if you wont make money you wont even be able to eat, let alone pay your society dues and then I am afraid you will have to blame yourself

so I say, get your pose right, make money, pay your society bills and then eat lots and lots of


and for the love of eating cock [no pun intended, really] buy yourself the penis-look-a-like salt shaker, it even lets out white salty stuff when shaken or stirred.


cuz I hear, the penis-look-alike salt shaker goes extremely well with

yes ram daras yes, chinese CUISIEN. yum

so the moral of the story is ram daras, beware and take care of em feet, make them look pretty, wax them and learn your poses. Make money, eat cock, Chinese cuisien, buy fancy salt shakers and when you still have lots of money left, buy yourself a nokia n70 and see so much fun it can be. Of course, when you do run out of battery, you can always charge at


however, be warned, its charging at your own risk. Nothing in life comes easy Ram Daras, nothin.

Ram Daras, my polish fellow is extremely grateful for this lesson. He has made it big in the fashion world and is now supposedly walking the runway for Calvin Klein and such .. as a special gesture of generosity he says hello and has offered autographed photos kindly email the blogger if you wish to acquire your very own ram daras post card!!!!