how to get out of it?
and are in immense pain
and then do a fainting act
once again: tell him my penis got stuck in the zipper
madhu, sam, r's penis got stuck in the zipper..i have to rush now
once again: there, thats sorted !!!
********
a few weeks ago
m: you know I am wearing a thong
once agaiin: thank you for the information, my life is complete now
m: and that thin part of it keeps going up my butt
once again: thats exactly why you should'nt wear thongs
m: nooooooooooo, they're sooo comfortable
once again: because they ride up your butt?
m: what to do now?
once again: fine, i'll put my fat body to some use and cover you and you quickly do whatever you must
m: giggles
*******
gutterspace: benetton has a sale
once again: lets go dude
gutterspace: but you must not let me shop
once again: vice versa
[upon reaching benetton - flat 50% off over 15,000]
once again:- you shop, i shop. 15,000, off 50%, 7,500.
gutterspace: all dreamy eyed
once again: you scratch my back baby and I scratch yours
gutterspace: but i'll never get anything in my size here, its all tooo big
once again: fine, i'll be the bigger person, i'll shop you watch.
[bitch ddnt lemme buy the jumpers, ridiculing me that when would I EVER need them in bombay and ha ! see how cold it has been]
******
basically I am just a nice person
once again: there, thats sorted !!!
********
a few weeks ago
m: you know I am wearing a thong
once agaiin: thank you for the information, my life is complete now
m: and that thin part of it keeps going up my butt
once again: thats exactly why you should'nt wear thongs
m: nooooooooooo, they're sooo comfortable
once again: because they ride up your butt?
m: what to do now?
once again: fine, i'll put my fat body to some use and cover you and you quickly do whatever you must
m: giggles
*******
gutterspace: benetton has a sale
once again: lets go dude
gutterspace: but you must not let me shop
once again: vice versa
[upon reaching benetton - flat 50% off over 15,000]
once again:- you shop, i shop. 15,000, off 50%, 7,500.
gutterspace: all dreamy eyed
once again: you scratch my back baby and I scratch yours
gutterspace: but i'll never get anything in my size here, its all tooo big
once again: fine, i'll be the bigger person, i'll shop you watch.
[bitch ddnt lemme buy the jumpers, ridiculing me that when would I EVER need them in bombay and ha ! see how cold it has been]
******
basically I am just a nice person
M & I are eternally grateful to you for rescuing me sweetie.
ReplyDeleteAs for the jumper, you've got your revenge. I'm yet to wear my new clothes. Give them back to me! Its not going to fit you, stop hoarding them.
hehehe. gutterspace is a lucky girl. so what else? are you going to tell us why you were being all whiny and mysterious in that last post?
ReplyDeleteo yes.. u R the milk of human kindness! :)
ReplyDeletehehehehe...I realise now that gtalk conversations or the like can be much fun to post. Am on the lookout.
ReplyDeleteNow if only someone wrote to me about a thong.
ha ha ha!
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