lookie lookie !!!

Whoa !

So, I've actually come back.

[pats self on back]
[makes note:- must buy me something nice for keeping up resolution]
[make note:- you may not afford tod's, but tresmode is on sale too]

That's it. I really have nothing else to say. Except I am looking for an assistant. Someone non-stupid. Someone non-ugly. Someone who wants to be an Interior designer/stylist. If you're hot, extra points.

Only everyone that I seem to interview, they make me want to curl and shrink into stomach lint. Yes, that bad.

The last one I did, under hobbies he listed "visiting to exhibitions". One before that, she was all of 13838 kilo's and in her resume she mentioned " I like to swim and can float "

You'd probably think I am making these up.

 I'd think I was making these up.

Really. Need an assistant. NON STUPID. Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !