Wednesday, September 6, 2006

but dr. stoned i think i just burnt ma nose !!!

What is it with the world !? Cant they let me be !? One, one night I decide to go to sleep at 10.00 pm and people cant stand it.

Eight. Eight calls in a span of 15 mins from different people. Hello, I too, could be sleeping sometimes you know. After 7 tortmenting, I am sleeping talk to you later conversations, when the phone displayed Dr.A calling, I knew the night was gonna take a rather adventerous detour.

Dr.A is your 20 something stereotypical woman crazy, boob obsessed, alcohol guzzling, marjuana smoking, rave going duggie , kazi loving, nonsensical child, born to a superobsessive, hyperdominating gynac mother and father who had taken it up as their life's mission to make him a doc. And I totally relate to his life, cuz the dude like has some like seriously cool deejay'ing skills but is forced into a proffession cuz he's the only son and he needs to take care of the family hospital.

blasphemous !!! simply blasphemous !!!!

And for his undying love for *cough* the finer things, he's called dr.stoned.

him:- why the fuck dunchyu answer your phone
me:- cuz like I cud be friggin sleeping.
him:- get a life, come down. I am below your house
me:- and ur stalking me because?
him:- because I have alcohol and nice nice things that get you high
me:- I am so not doing this again. I havnt slept well since monday nite after I stayed over at ur place
him:- I said a-l-c-o-h-o-l and m-a-r-i-j-u-a-n-a
me: I said No. I said Self Control
him:- dont do this, you know you want it
me:- ummmmm No I dont
him:- i am only giving you what you want. you know you want it.
me:- fine. ok. u win. alcohol wins. my life sucks anyways. i cud do with a joint or two. but not for over an hour or two dude, I have to be up at 7 to hit the gym
him:- sure thing dude

- sigh -

I came home at 5.30. There was a bottle of Jack Daniels. There was Vodka. There was beer and three quater bottles of old monk and the pounding headache tells me, I have had almost most it . For some reason, krutika decided to convert last night into a celebrate domino's night, there were four large pizza's. and I invaribly ended up eating most them I am not only hungover, I also have an upset stomach thanks to the scrambled eggs we ingested at 4.30 am at the highway.

And

I dropped ash on my nose as I lay on the terrace smoking up and now I have tiny meeny spot on me nose.

Conclusion:- I am gonna turn into an old, obese, overweight, alcoholic with a burnt nose.

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On a totally unrealted note, I gotted me a new camera .
[yay]

The kodak v610 dual lense easy share. Tres Chic. Love it. So here some random arsed photography from your's truly.



thats the warping section in ma factory.
always wanted to click a photo of this


warping again


took this shot at some property I had gone to see in
khopoli. And I love this shot, cuz this tree looks friggin freaky.

aint no sunshine.
thats the view from ma terrace @ work
this is where i sneak up for a smoke :)


scratch free :)

it's soaky poaky time !!!


woof woof woof woof
translated to - like dude what color am I !?!

very very randhaaaam !!!!

p.s:- wanted to do some post prod. work on photoshop.
lazy arsed. next time.

5 comments:

  1. You don't have to be anything you don't wanna. There's always liposuction, plastic surgery and double A to rid you of your worries..and oh yeah, and cell regeneration for the old age part. I know this doc, I'll give u his number in case.

    PS. I'm coming to your neck of the woods soon. I would like to return home with the same nose. Thanks.

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  2. aha. think of it as rudolph's red nose the next time u hit GB. *grin*

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  3. Maybe we your oh so cool camera (amazing pics by the way) we can do a self-portrait and do some photohsopping of what you will look like in 10 years if you continue like this. That could provide hours of entertainment!

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  4. i love the factory shots! it reminds me of the Schindlers List movie :)
    and oh the black honda, it reminds me of the car i scratched while negotiating the parking lot at the immigration office...hehehehe...

    cheers.

    pepe M

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  5. Loved loved loved loved the photos! Tres bon.

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