S:- yea, good for them
me:- we must must must must eat samosa's then
S:- no, I dont fee like it right now
me:-[giving the look of disdain] oh shut up, no one feels like a samosa ever, u must just eat one when u see one, c'mon yea I cant eat alone, I am on a diet remember?
S:- you eat baba, I dont want
me:- cant you ever do anythin for me !? ever !? hmph, if M was here, she wud have certainly eaten one
S:- R, stop behaving like a retard, will you !?
me:- nooooooooo, we have to have to have to eat samosa's ... I am suddenly craving one now
S:- so eat one u freak, when did I stop you
me:- I cant go voluntarily buy me a samosa, that is simply not done when i am on a diet, however, u cud first force me that I shud eat one, only because u will be forcing me will I eat one and then go buy me one. howztat !?
[Of course, my convincing skills worked and S proceeded to get me a samosa]
me:- actually buy two :P and ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
S:- [seriously losing it now] WHAT !?
me:- errrm, a mangola also :)
me:- noooooooo, the big one :D
[chomping away on my samosa's]
S:- can I have a bite !?
me:- of course NOT
S:- asshole !!!
me:- you can have the hard part tho [giggles because I said "hard"]
[second samosa]
me:- ok, I am done ... you know what .. I cant eat this samosa anymore, it actually like just struck me, like dude, I dont even fucking like samosa, wtf .. what a waste of calories intake. It's all your fault S, you should have never forced me ... YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT !!! do you not even know what I like and what I don't, what kind of a best friend are you.
side note:- we are STILL moving, just that we have been super loaded with work, lots of it, the cool work thing did finally work out and thus we havnt gotten the time to go meet the cute boi
if this wasnt at punjab sweet house, u ARE a dunce! :)
ReplyDeleteyay ... you're back. you're back. you're back. your posts are hilarious , make my day. yay
ReplyDeleteYes yes, but until you move, keep writing here, okay.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is everyone on a diet? I am the only one who walks into Starbucks and orders a caramel macchiato with full-cream milk and extra caramel? WTF!
Don't mooooove! Don't! I just figured that you were. Or if you are then take me with you!
ReplyDeleteDon't mooooove! Don't! I just figured that you were. Or if you are then take me with you!
ReplyDeleteDon't moove. Don't. I figurede earlier that you were. Or if you are take me with you too. :-)
ReplyDeleteI stopped visiting your blog because I thought you won't be here anymore. And lo! what a surprise! I'm finally blogrolling you.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, this post was also so funny!