tag a tagged ...

So I have been long procrastinating from doing Pri's super cool Questions tag and then broom went ahead and tagged me too, to this wonderful, vent your heart out tag. Considering that both the tags meet some common ground at some level, umm I am gonna combine them.

But before that dear reader you must know I am not the one to judge ever [really] I totally believe in being and let being. Who am I to care if your clothes could seriously do with some ironing, or if your shoes look like you bought them from the salvation army's annual "25 cents for anything" sale. I try and I try and I try and attempt to the paint the perfect picture of restraint. Judge I will not.

But then ... some people have the bad job and someone has to do the bad job, don't they !? and So unwillingly, only because it is forced upon me, do I judge. So like stanford says from sex and city, we judge, like others do arts and crafts, we judge and love it we do. we do. we do. we do.

So here goes, I am compelled [u force me remember] to judge you if you .....

• do not speak/write grammatically correct English, Do not talk, no, don't even open your mouth, . I do realize not everyone is fortunate enough to have received decent education, but what about those who did. My point is if you can't speak the language, why castrate it !? If you've lived in India and come from a reasonably sound family, attended a good school, you should be ashamed at the fact that you don't speak grammatically correct English.

Tho what makes things a lil' sad is that I openly express disgust when a fellow Indian cant speak English, but find a French mans attempts to speak English exceedingly cute.

So to all the freaks from guys4men out there ....

Why cant u just stop talking.
No, do not dear me.
I dont wanna fun. Thank you.

• dress bad, cuz u really shud just sit home and not torment my eyes, its only fair I judge you if u torture me, no? Many of my family members included. There is simply NO excuse for being dressed badly. NONE.
  

This one adressed to one my sweet but badly dressed cousin

Why the fuck are you wearing that.
Do you not realize, that is not a shirt, it's translucent for chrissake
What are you an overweight, grotesque, male version of mandakini !?
And those shoes, OMG. let me not even get started.

• stress on brands and cant see beyond them, I am sorry honey but u need a life. I am a brand whore myself, but it truly has to be my style [of which one can be certain, i have NONE] that defines me, not a god for saken brand.I do love my not-yet-with-me gucci wallet [Oh, will someone just get me that gucci wallet] but I also do adore me 200 rs only pants from colaba and 100 rs chappals from goa.

questions for a freak whom a frnd is dating.

WHy the fuck would you think wearing these brands would make you look good?
Look at yourself you IDIOT. Even a tramp looks nicer than you?
And for chrissake, those prada shoes you're wearing are down right hideous.
What is your attitude branded too !? High end, nose up, unjustified for its existence brand !? CHOOT !!!

• sport an annoying accent. [gets bitch slapped] Tho, I have no right to, cuz I am myself get asked about mine. And its not like I lived overseas forever, But atleast I speak comprehensible english unlike ...

the same freak whom a frnd is dating.

Dahling, whats with the accent?
Why does it keep changing everytime I meet you. ?
And did mommy not tell you, keep an accent if you must but ATLEAST speak english that's fuckin comprehensible. MORON.

• if you live in a tacky/down right shabby/house... and again there is no excuse for owning a leopard printed quilt or living like a pig or having a house that in the first place should have never been created. Seriously, no excuses for tacky homes. NONE TAKEN.

questions I would have loved to ask this girl called "A"

What the fuck is ever with your house woman.
Do you realize, even the dog pound next door is nicer looking that your one sofa with tacky upholstery living room.
And look at those chairs, they are begging to be discarded.
WHY the fuck can you not atleast throw your laundry in a basket !? I DO NOT want to see your used bra. Thank you, but no.

and finally

• if you judge me for being a spoilt brat. My father has it, he gives it to me, you have a problem, I suggest, shove it up !!!

There are many more things, I judge people on of course, the list isnt this small. I tag everyone who reads this :) Judge it, like u mean it :)