Sunday, August 19, 2007

and once again

sigh

- sob-sob-sob-sob-sob -

cuz now orkut says

male, 25, single
Bombay, Maharashtra
India.

i-am-old-and-fat-and-single-and-have-an-alcohol-problem-and-i-am-gonna-die-smoking

only good thing being

atleast, I'll die wearing a nice pair of uber cool green puma shoes, with a yet to come into my hands gucci wallet in the pocket of my new but need alteration-cuz-i-am-short esprit denims, with a nice sling bag from hi-design, with me skin which'd be lovely and glowie glowie thanks to the forest essential gift vouchers, probably high on unmentionable substances gifted to me and i'd be smelling like heaven thanks to 212, happy that in my room there hangs yet another nice work of art.


besides the growing old part, birthdays can actually be fun. the fact that u're drunk at 3.30 in the afternoon over brunch cud be responsible to that feeling of joy.

7 comments:

  1. Happy birthday, you disgustingly young thing.

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  2. happy birthday fool!

    and theres nothing wrong with drinking in the afternoon. i always drink in the afternoon, sometimes on weekdays...

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  3. fantastic. drinking in the afternoon is so lovely. belated happy burrday!

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  4. oooh happy birthday. And due, youre 25. that's like newborn compared to me. hope you had a good one.

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  5. Happy Birthday dawgy.

    And there's nothing like being drunk within a couple of hours of waking up.

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  6. hehehe... ive already wished u happy bday u moron, so i'll just quote from SATC -

    carrie (when she's in danger of losing her apartment): OMG, i'll be a bag lady!... i'll be a prada bag lady, though.

    :)(or something like dat)

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