a post in which I am hungover, unwell, tired, broke and whiney

so basically, nothing new.

I hereby publicly announce that I will make all sincere attempts to not drink myself silly on purpose. [yea ok, whatever]

or atleast when I have drunk myself silly one night, I will try not to drink the next night. try

did you know excessive drinking can give you the loosies !?

according to my mother, I have a cold [ a real bad one at that ] because I have been drinking again. Really !?

She thinks I had "A" drink.

we met the casa. much fun was had. she saw what gb is all about. the horror, the tribulations of my existence.

we will blame casa for getting me drunk. her fault, really.

and we will thank her for the lovely ikea lamps and the lovely breakfast, yummy pancakes

My bestestest friend M who got married earlier in may this year got her visa and will be gone FOREVER in approx 15 days.

I don't like it.

If that wasn't enough, S had to break the news to me that his grandmother [yea whatever woman] wants to see him married because she believes she may die and thus they have almost finalized the dates for his wedding, the 1st day of march/july'08.

So my only two childhood friends are now gonna be married, with one of them having relocated.

I really don't like it.

With S's wedding now happening, he's only like the 21st person my age whose getting married.

Yes 20 other people I know, friends, acquaintances, cousins, people I'd like to kill, people I loathe, people I positively will kill one day are all getting married.

So basically they will have families and children and will go on holidays and I will have prada and gucci and go to amsterdam.

did u also know that when you want to pee really bad and I mean like i-am-contemplating-maybe-i-shud-pee-in-the-empty-plastic-bottle-bad pee you can't walk. Like you actually limp as if you sprained ur leg, but its only that your balls friggin ache.

my teeth hurth, no my jaw actually. cuz I have only like sneezed 283 times today

maybe, sneezing and having the loosies will amount to good calorie burning

and casa said, I am not half as gay as my blog makes me sound. so what did she expect !? A flaming queen with a fendi handbag and green rimmed glasses with masacara'ed eyes who goes to the spa to get a clean up every 15 days !?!

OKAY FINE, I do get a clean up every 30 days. FINE. HAPPY. But only because its hygienic and black heads are not good.

really.