just another day in bom[g]bay

The profile says :-

Thanks for visiting my profile. Its true without pic... its not posible for you to meet but can you belive for just 1 meet you will b fully satisfied & whats else can i say rest is all on you.well m HOTT n SEXXX as well. And rest off all is on our meet I M INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP N FUN...... SO R U TRUSTING ME? GIRLISH N GAYISH PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE plz dont feel bad but i dont like it!!!!
Spice

and the message he sent across says :-

if u wish dont scared to meet me i m not a fake person well i m nakul 23, a hotel mgt. stud rest is on u it wil gr8 to meet wit u, meet me n ..................

What can I say !? Because I can believe not, such luck I have, he almost comes with a 100% warannty and gaurantee, where does one find men like these such days. Should I trust him !?
should I !? Should I !?

he has a spicey name too. SPICE. creative boi, no !? Seems articulate too, see how he's included an element of suspense, every vein in my body is getting entangled with suspense. Meet him and .......................

He's Hot and sexxxxxxx and spice.

such luck.

he gets brownie points tho, he called me a stud and not dear.

stud and spice, spice and stud.

Imagine, this holiday season I'll send out cards. "We" I am sorry.

happy holidays.

lots of love
and hugs
and kisses
and plenty long island ice tea helpings

Stud and Spice
or would u prefer
Spice and stud
S.S
S[square]
2s
we the s's
or
or
or
spicestud
spiceystud


fine, i'll stop.