superior phone calling !!!

A while ago, when I was still a student and lived down under the world was introduced to the Ipod. After salvating over it for months, I finally got one as my graduation gift. And in all the joy and happiness of the moment, I had done a post on my then blog. I think it's time for a repeat

Thursday, July 28, 2005
Ipod'eology !!!

Welcome Aboard Flight Ipomania !!! Thank you for choosing your Ipod(yes yes Photo) 20gb, mainly due to the unavailability of the Ipod(photoagain) 30gb !!! This hopefully will be a journey until internity[which it wasn't], unless stolen, misplaced or broken, in which case you shall be castrated anyways !!

We regret intital installation problems. Sincere aplogies for further problems caused by the Apple Call Centre staff which regretably is based in India (Bangalore). Their inability to comprehend your accent(which we agree is very much Indian) is a result of their desperate attempts at personifying an accent they should not attempt. Sincere Apologies. We agree Mate, must be pronounced as M-I-T-E and not M-A-T-E and yes your family lacked creativity, but your name is still pronounced the way your family intended it. Pity. [my ipod wouldn't work on my toshiba and the galls of the bloody customer service guy, he gave me some shit that ipod's werent compatible with toshiba laptops, of course, I had it replaced]

Please feel free to upload as many as 5000 songs on your ipod and a certain number of photo's ( Reading your Manual helps you know). Your Ipod comes equipped with nothing more than the Ipod. Duh ! So we suggest you start saving and starving to buy yourself the cool funky sports band to support your Ipod. Alternatively you might consider buying a case to make it scratch proof. The griffin I talk is a must buy !!! [which we did buy]

The cats have complained of your indecent dance moves whislt in Ipodic Mode[my housemate had three cats]. The Pelvic thrust we believe is most indecent. We sincerely request all ipod users to be seated or walk normally while the ipod is switched on !!! Please feel free to shamelessly flaunt your Ipod during any moment of this trip.

Please note, you and only you have the sole authority to decide when does your Ipod begin to feel obsolete due to new innovations in technology. You may even begin to find your Ipod obsolete for no reason. Such behavior is acceptable and we advice that in situations as those you acquire new toys to amuse and entertain yourself !!! Hint Hint, new phone and car and laptop !!

Current Song : Ass Like That - Eminem - Encore
Current Mood: Confused

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yea, i did the current song and mood thingie then. For some reason. But learn did I!? I am afraid not. Having gone through two ipods in 3 years, one would think I'd be vary, least a tad bit careful. But hell no !! So there, I did it again.

I bought the iPhone :D



* does the happy dance *

without warranty [ahem]

and pray if this doesnt last, I will be castrated !!!