Sunday, February 10, 2008

mayhem in mahim

no, I don't live in mahim. Remember the riots !? They'd always love to use this line, mayhem in mahim. Theres been mayhem nonetheless. Lots of it. Crying. Tugging. Pleading. Running. Catching. Hiding. Finding. Groaning. And you get the picture. But the heartless, emotionless, cold hearted, stone hearted staid bitch that she is, not much did help. And yes, moaning too, like puppy eyes meets pleading moans did not help.

Clothes were thrown. Left right and centre. Heaps formed. And then they got bigger. " HOW ARE YOU FOLDING IT !? " Ouch. I am sorry for trying to help. " Leave it to me, you just get the hangers" Fine. bitch. The aftermath of the tornado named gutterspace that hit my wardrobe you ask !?

gs:- [making a face] I hope u're throwing that
me:- HELL NO ! I have memories attached with that
gs:- like you have memories attached with every other peice of garment
me:- shut up, my ex gave this. I CANNOT throw this
gs:- it's ugly
me:- I know, I never wore it but cannot throw it
gs:- fine, if you wanna keep this, then we shall trade this for something else, hmm there those denims I have never seen you wear them
me:- but ..
gs:- shut up

The Shirts and Bags Wardrobe

The tee-shirt wardrobe.

The shirts and the tee shirts , folded hung
and segregated
[ bree vande kamp anyone?]
The bottoms wardrobe
[needs further segmentations into formal pants,
denims and pyjama's]


and where do you wonder all the clothes you saw the other day went !?

thrown into a pile, my poor clothes

ignored and abused and ridiculed even they lay helpless


and now lie sadly, stuffed in bags, several of them awaiting
their final journey. Go on, I know you'll make some homeless
person happy.

[in BIG BAZAAR BAGS]
Sigh
sob
sniffle

but yes, I am a fighter, a survivor and I must forget my manners not. Thank you darling gutterspace, for if you had come not, I'd be one more hoarder living in denial. Cuz for now, you've given me a reason to live. Shop more since theres plenty of space in my wardrobe :D

YEPPIEEEE !!!!

p.s :- thank you very much gutterspace, you're a dolly and yes, you do fold very well, hence forth I shall let you do all the folding my life requires. You are the official clothes folder of my life.

7 comments:

  1. Can I, maybe, have GutterSpace come over and "help" my husband organize his closet? PLEASE??

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  2. Next time, for every t-shirt folded, I charge 5K. Thank you.

    As for closet cleaning requests on this blog, Polka, just pass it on to me:)

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  3. Wow! Gutterspace did manage good! I know how you must feel about her; I have a version here with me in Delhi! :-P

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  4. Dezinerdreams: fantastic, so now i am a computer programmed software that comes with versions, some of which are available in delhi.

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  5. hehehe.. u shud have given the damn bags to BIG BAZAR only! lol. they can use it for "next season" or watever they call it there! :)

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  6. wow....
    i hate throwing away clothes.....even if i haven't worn them in two years i hate throwing them away....

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  7. Gutterspace... now that you put it that way, its a very interesting proposition! Trust me! It will make a lot of people like Once Again and me deal better with our lives! :-P

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