because this is how we do it ... understand !? you better understand !

you can tell, I am in one of those moods. And well, if you cannot tell, then too bad. your loss I say.

theres so much that has been happening. I miss not blogging like my life depended on it. Damn facebook. If you are on my facebook, you'd probably know which color underwear I wore today, that is how often I update my status. Yes, very looser-needs-a-life-desperately kind of me.

- sigh -

but then theres only so much I can do to please the world. I can diet, workout attempt to lose weight and fit into the clothes in my wardrobe or I can go out, drink every night, eat out and attempt to redefine the human body form. Sadly for the world, I seem to have chosen the former for now. So which means we are working out and how. 90 squats the other day if you must know. Yes my blessed trainer.

And oh, I have taken up to like cooking. I cook my meals to make sure there is no more 1/10th of oil and the curd is hung and beaten up and the lettuce is clean and the chicken is steamed and you get the picture. But then there are side effects to me cooking. My domestic help will probably poison me in the next few days. I will burn the house down or I'll kill someone with the food I cook. Because not everything I cook turns out edible. But some of the stuff, yummy mummy.

Like this is what I cooked today. Yummy mummy x 1000383 I tell you. When was the last time you made yourself chilly chicken !? Tell tell. That being a different story that only after I was almost done cooking, I realised this was a 180 cal serving. Not a very fine idea.



and the other day, i'd kick anyones ass with my sandwich. It was so damn good. Oh my fucking god. I almost "came" eating it. 0% fat and high fibre sandwich bread from moshe's. yummy mummy and how. Then getting all worked up, I even bought an oven. So very domestic of me. I know. And then I burnt myself and the glove. Who knew that stupid thing down in the oven that gets all red would fucking burn me. THEY SHOULD BLOODY WARN YOU DAMN IT !!!



but anyways, no pain, no gain aye. I lost 4 kilo's. So 90 squats and bajra bread and burning ur hand does pay off. Well, a lil more body fat to burn and then we're on track baby !!!

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In other big news. I bought my neice a furrly little thing like broom would say. And here's a picture of the devil who btw is on a mission to chew the world apart and pee all over the globe.



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and it other news. I am off for my annual pilgrimage trip tomorrow. Though this time its a very short trip, we will make the best of it. Like they say, when you hear the voice of the lord, you hear the voice. So here I come god, to escape the unfairness of this world, to redeem my innocence, to drown it in alcohol and smoke it up in weed. I herebly pledge, to dissolve myself, in the sun, the sand and the sea. Goaaaaaah. Here I come. Amen

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see you on the other side of the weekend.