of stupidity, eavesdropping and discovery of hajmola's leading to constipation.

Question:- What is stupidity !? How do you define it !?

Answer:- Stupidity is being up at 3.07 am, blogging when one should really be typing away a copy on Msword. A copy one hasn't started yet. However, really that is an advanced level of stupidity. The first symptoms of stupidity would be speaking with the editor of the magazine earlier in the evening, telling them you have a draft ready and promising to email it to them by the next morning and then instead of writing the copy, play pacman and four wheel madness on igoogle.

However, stupidity can be expressed in varied forms. Like knowing you are out of ciggerrates but not buying them on your way home, simply because you ddn't feel like stopping. Knowing that you will have a long night and the fact that you cannot chew, munch, nibble on anything after dinner [because you're like trying to resemble the human body againwill drive you mad] so you will need to smoke. Especially when you had tomato soup and salad for dinner. Sigh

Stupidity can also be expressed by chewing one too many hajmola's as if they were running out of fashion and then realizing that actually leads to CONSTIPATION.

The biggest form of stupidity however is expressed through this conversation I eavesdropped on this evening in the steam room

guy 1:- where should I go, mahableshwar or goa !?
me [thinking] IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION !!??
guy 2:- without any doubt man, mahableshwar, its beautiful
me :- [ERR - OKAY THEN]
guy 1:- but i'll get so bored, are you sure you can't come !?
guy 2:- dude, i'd die for you man, but I am teaching you how to stand up on your feet
me :- [no sorry, WHAT !]
guy 1:- but it'll be so much fun
me:- [HELLLLOOOOOOOO MAHABLESHWAR !!?]
guy 2:- just chill out man, take it easy, spend some time with the guys
guy 1:- yea maybe I can go for long walks, plug my ipod in and stuff like that you know

They're not boyfriends, they are not gay, there are just two very ANNOYING guys who talk and talk and talk, have just moved from delhi [guy 1 being sorta cute but super hairy and guy 2 has a nice body but sad face] Guy 1 even drives a BMW because I have seen him drive one a coupla times BUT MAHABLESHAWAR !? AND THEY TALK AN AWFUL LOT. like happy cheery, we must have a conversation for every fucking moment we spend awake.

and then 20 minutes later we happened to be in the LIFT

me:- [fiddling with my phone]
guy2:- is that an iPhone or an iMate
me:- iPhone
guy2:- you like cricket !?
me:- WHAT !?
guy2:- cricket [then does a lil animated version of batting, just incase I ddn't figure it out]
me:- errr, yes I know what cricket is
guy2:- so you like to bat !?
me:- errr no
guy2:- oh, I thought you did, your bag is autographed by sachin tendulkar

and thankfully, my floor had arrived and I knew how sachin tendulkar is.

NOW WHAT, I SHOULD CARRY A BAG IN COLORS OF THE PRIDE TO AVOID STUPID CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE WHO HOLIDAY IN MAHABLESHWAR !?

I mean go to kashid if you want quiet and peace and beautiful. Alibagh ?! Matheran !?

MAHABLESHWAR OVER GOA !?
really !?

- blasphemy -