I 'D'ided too !!!

so gutterspace did this supedupercool word game thingie on her blog and me being me the lifeless bored and entertainment deprived fool I asked her if I could do this and she said agreed, thus i did'ed !!! So then she gave me the letter 'D' and I've got to think of 10 things that begin with 'D' and how those thingies get connected to me. So much fun !!! [shut up, I have a life * whines* I really do !!!]


D for Doggies - My mother with much grief says, if I were to see a human [she basically implies herself] and a dog in danger, I'd most probably save the dog. Well, if the human is not my mother, I will save the dog. I simply love my babies and I think they truly are man's best fraaands !!! Unfortuantely having parents who dont like animals doesnt help and thus I have never had a dog for a pet, except for brief periods. [two dobermen pups angel & jerry and one black lab - mia ] But I have lots of em babies who hang outside the gate. I'll even name em for ya [and post a few piccies later ]

Alice
Champu [ who is blind ]
Brownie
Lisa
Snowie
Raj
Dolly [ I ddnt name her ]
and Doggie [ he hasnt earned a name yet ]

D for Design - Well, Design for me gets translated into Interior Design. I have been designing for the last 6 years now. And suprisngly, I still havnt studied the subject. And someday, some freaking day I do hope to be associated with Interior Design in a mighty big way ! [inshallah]

D for Dd - No, not doordarshan. But ma elder sis and yes I have been trained beaten up and abused by her to call her didi. She's all of eight yrs older than I and probably the only person in this entire world who can look at me and say whats bothering you !? The woman reads me like a fucking neon hoarding sign. Undoubtledy she's the bestestest elder sis any one can ask for.

D for Dining - I am a big fan of dining [at home or out] but I am not a foodie. I love being entertained or entertaining. And if I am dining out at a place with an excellent ambience, awesome interiors and some good company you've made my day !!!

D for Darooo[alcohol] - [makes a homer simpson like face and goes daroooo] With every nightout comes the resolution I-wont-drink-ne-more. God alone knows what makes alcohol so irressitible. And on top of that I am a cheap drunk. On an empty stomach a few sips of alcohol and you've got me rolling baby. Seldom do I puke, but when I do, its bad. And I hate hangovers !!! Vodka is my posion ! and grey goose being a favourite. Pretty much like everything except beer and red wine and simplyyyyyyy lurrrrrrrrrve white wine. Tho I have this annonying lil habit of mixing my drinks.

D for Deadlines - They never have and they never will appeal to me. I abhore the concept of deadlines. I dont think I have ever perfomed well under the concept of deadlines. Laziness just seeps in and does this magical number on me which restrains the normal functioning of my brain. [ok, just about average and not normal ] And whats even more suprising is how I perform rather well once my deadline has passed by. Its true. I swear.

D for Diet - What diet I hear you ask !?! Keep down those fingers. So what if I havnt gone to the gym in 3 weeks and I have been eating mangoes and drinking rose milk and eating butter chicken and nan and macroni and even white bread . They come only once a year and I havnt eaten them for three fucking years. And then lychee's come in and then bhutta's will. So a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. * falls down and bangs his head against the floor * ok ok ok !! I need to get back on track before I put on all my lost fat !!! And ohey - I lost 9 kilos :)

D for Dad - "My Daddy nicest" Well its also my daddies happy happy budday today. Yay ! Unlike other dads, he's not the strictsternstuckup kinda dude!!! He's suprisingly selfless. For eg. Its his budday today but he bought me cologne. Happy Budday Return Gift :) [and I still havnt bought him a gift] And the best part about my dad. He's not a stuck up male chauvenist. He'll get up and get you a glass of water if you need some. He'll make you a meal. He has no hang ups about being the "man" of the family. He's my daddy and he's the bestest !!! And heres wishing him many more happy buddays.

D for Dough - Well, its all about the money. Need I say more !? :) I hate being broke [like, who doesnt] But no, I hate having to stare at those perfectly cool and attention demaning pair of aldo shoes or that perfect peice of art wanting 2 be displayed on my wall !!! Thank god for dads and thank god for credit cards !!!! [which i dont get to use anymore ]

D for DONT - A very simple list of Dont's.
a few of em being:
Dont wear ugly clothes.
Dont wear ugly footwear.
DONT speak grammatically incorrect english.
Dont be self obsessed [cuz I pretty much cover up that area ]
Dont tellme what to do
Dont touch the display of my car system
Dont walk into my room w/o knocking
and most importantly Dont Judge :) cuz I very well cover that too !

D for Disco - Ok sue me !! I am doing 11. But theres nothing compared to a good night of hardcore clubbing [ tho, i honestly like the lounges better] But once in a while, its nice to just go smoke some pot dance ur ass off pop a few pills and live it up.

Disco, disco, disco, disco...
Drugs and rock 'n’ roll, bad ass Vegas hoes
Late-night booty calls and shiny disco balls.
Disco, disco, disco, disco...

There. That sums up my list of D'z !!!! [gets a catch in his back while doing the infamous mithun pelvis thrust] Disco, disco, disco, disco... !!!!