of vagina's and gimlets ... [and a rant]

[insert falling sound *dhud*]

blogger turns to the side to see,vivek laying unconsious on the floor. Runs to help him.

me:- awww, what happened
viv:- how cud you !? * sniff *
me:- eh !?! what, how could I !?!
viv:- I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
me:- but baba, what did I do !?
viv:- *blows nose into a tissue* *sniffle* you ...
[sob]
viv:- you ... said vaa... I cant even get myself to say it
me:- vaaa !?
yes:- that 'v' word ..
me:- vagina !?
viv:- yes that ..
me:- awwww ... but I was gonna talk of the Vagina Monolouges, the play !!
me:- and you do know that I swing both ways .. so its ok you know if I speak of em sometimes :)

The blogger helps vivek to sit on a chair, hands him a brown bag to puke into, plugs in the ipod earphones into his ears and gives him a book. Sip on some lemonade and try not to think of the 'V' word :) cuz I am gonna talk about the play :)

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Dolly Thakore's lip moments can be seriously distracting [ and she goofed up *hehehe* ]

Jayati Bhatia, who would have thought that woman can act !?. After some contemptible performances in those stereotypical saas-bahu series, it was such a refreshing suprise to see the woman speak english [with a tad bit of mti dialect]. The dialect however can go totally ignored thanks to her energetic and stunning performance !!!

Mahabanoo mody-kotwal is her funny best :)

Sonali Sachdev's impersonation of the maharashtrian vagina is simply the best. Her vagina you see is a peice of phurneeture. Eet eish a beeuootiphool waatarfoll. EEt is a kishmeeri carpet. Aeega Atoool :) [read as:- 'aa' 'ee' 'ga' a-tool, loosely translated as oh god, atul]

and *giggle* her vagina says" Who needs a handgun when you have a semi automatic ?! " *giggle*

"I tale you, atooool chaid, I waunt to chee you"

" I said, butt atoool, I'ee am he-hear only toh"

" and he said, no no, I'ee wantt tu seeee seee you"


Avantika Akerkar, is fun. She's lively. She's boisterous [in a fun way] and she acts fucking well and she fakes the best orgasm on stage.

Since reviewing isnt my thing, I'll stop here. tho, i wonder if like the american one, they change the script perdiocally. Since I propose to take the 'sistah' soon, so I guess we'll find out :)

and p.s:- the background score, especially the orgasms are just tres cool :)

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Ofcourse, after an overdose of vaginalogy one needs alcohol, in copious amounts. Thus came the urge to eat at Goa Portuguese and binge on some alcohol. Stupid Goa Portuguese with stupid people wanting to eat there and thus stupid waiting period of 45 mins before getting a table.

- Sigh -

So we ended up at soul fry [yet again] and man, the alcohol there is freakkiin expensive. so fucking not worth it. For the first time I drank some soul curry :) with wine and a gimlet which I swear they served in the ugliest glass in the history of glass making. Why, the fuck would they serve an overpriced gimlet in the uggliest glass ever !? Why !?!

I hear you say, why the fuck would you have a gimlet at soul fry in the first place, fuck face !? Cuz I was bored of wine. and long islands and vodka and cranberry and had an urge to drink something nice [in a nice glass]. Stupid ugly glass.

the rant[s] - the bartenders at insmonia S-U-C-K. The long islands dont. But they still are nothing compared to the beasts they stir up at the cazr bar !!! Bartenders at insomnia suck suck suck !!!

Rant two:- I typed a longer post before this and I lost it. Stupid bartenders of insomnia.