boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen ... and all you faggots out there .... do the happy dance and go weeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
*insert cheers *
My blog completed an entire year on the 13th day of Jan. While I had thought of big things like getting me a new template and shit and doing the entire flashback, retrospect thing, I ddnt even realize when the happy birthdayday of my blog came and went.
Sigh. That is how sad I am.
On a brighter none, I have a stalker. So much fun no, its been a while since I had one of those. Ok, its not fun, its friggin scary, especially when you suddenly realise stalker boi has your visiting card with all your company boardline numbers and addresses on it. Doh !! Well, the stalker boi hasnt done anything frightening as yet, except you know the cliched stalker stuff like calling nonstop and sms'ing nonstop
Hi, I am alone, wanna come over?
Hi, I know you said you dont like me, wanna come over?
Hi, lemme jerk you off on the phone ?! [GROTESQUE]
Hi, I am going away to new york on saturday for ever, I promise I will never bother you again ever. Promise. Lets meet once. Please.
On monday eve.
Hi, I am alone, wanna come over? [like what happened to new york boi]
The next day ..
Hi once again, I guess you're not going to respond. I only wanted to tell you I liked you, but you I guess dont. [wow einstein, u figured] I promise to never bother you ever again. Sorry. Do you want to come over sometime though !?
I am not kidding, this is how he ended the message. I promise never to bother you, do you wanna come over tho !? Like wow man. Last night at 3.00 am I got this message
Hi, I am in dubai, do you have any friends here?
Like yes, I have a few people who want to be stalked. Wait, lemme get out my list of friends. Moron. I am just hoping he's misplaced my visiting card.
Oh and we bought a new car. weeee !!!! Another Honda City[gulp] Yes scream it aloud. Like how SINDHI can my family get. Sindhier than the sindhiest, lemme tell you. Right from the swift to the civic we considered em all. Mum wanted the swift. It's a small car, easy to drive. [errr, ma you dont drive] Dad wanted an Innova. [Err, pa, we are a family of THREE] and I ofcourse wanted the maginificient civic :) Then dad decided the swift was too small and the civic was too big [my, the BIGNESS of the innova just gets ignored] and almost bought an Innova. Puke. Its like having an elephant of your own. Then since there was no option are we are way too sindhi to care about our sindhiness, we just zeroed in on the city. I have come to the conculsion, its the like maruti of the early 90's. Everyone has one these days.
And remember the freelance feature writing for a design magazine that I was gonna do.
Remember? Remember?
After much procrastination, I wrote the copy, sent it to them, they liked it and its the cover story for their march issue :) Yepieee. According to the business india boi, who put me on to the magazine, a cover story is a big deal. I for now just like the sound of it :) Cover Story.
* does the happy dance *
*insert cheers *
My blog completed an entire year on the 13th day of Jan. While I had thought of big things like getting me a new template and shit and doing the entire flashback, retrospect thing, I ddnt even realize when the happy birthdayday of my blog came and went.
Sigh. That is how sad I am.
On a brighter none, I have a stalker. So much fun no, its been a while since I had one of those. Ok, its not fun, its friggin scary, especially when you suddenly realise stalker boi has your visiting card with all your company boardline numbers and addresses on it. Doh !! Well, the stalker boi hasnt done anything frightening as yet, except you know the cliched stalker stuff like calling nonstop and sms'ing nonstop
Hi, I am alone, wanna come over?
Hi, I know you said you dont like me, wanna come over?
Hi, lemme jerk you off on the phone ?! [GROTESQUE]
Hi, I am going away to new york on saturday for ever, I promise I will never bother you again ever. Promise. Lets meet once. Please.
On monday eve.
Hi, I am alone, wanna come over? [like what happened to new york boi]
The next day ..
Hi once again, I guess you're not going to respond. I only wanted to tell you I liked you, but you I guess dont. [wow einstein, u figured] I promise to never bother you ever again. Sorry. Do you want to come over sometime though !?
I am not kidding, this is how he ended the message. I promise never to bother you, do you wanna come over tho !? Like wow man. Last night at 3.00 am I got this message
Hi, I am in dubai, do you have any friends here?
Like yes, I have a few people who want to be stalked. Wait, lemme get out my list of friends. Moron. I am just hoping he's misplaced my visiting card.
Oh and we bought a new car. weeee !!!! Another Honda City[gulp] Yes scream it aloud. Like how SINDHI can my family get. Sindhier than the sindhiest, lemme tell you. Right from the swift to the civic we considered em all. Mum wanted the swift. It's a small car, easy to drive. [errr, ma you dont drive] Dad wanted an Innova. [Err, pa, we are a family of THREE] and I ofcourse wanted the maginificient civic :) Then dad decided the swift was too small and the civic was too big [my, the BIGNESS of the innova just gets ignored] and almost bought an Innova. Puke. Its like having an elephant of your own. Then since there was no option are we are way too sindhi to care about our sindhiness, we just zeroed in on the city. I have come to the conculsion, its the like maruti of the early 90's. Everyone has one these days.
And remember the freelance feature writing for a design magazine that I was gonna do.
Remember? Remember?
After much procrastination, I wrote the copy, sent it to them, they liked it and its the cover story for their march issue :) Yepieee. According to the business india boi, who put me on to the magazine, a cover story is a big deal. I for now just like the sound of it :) Cover Story.
* does the happy dance *
A new car, new recognition, new ambitions, a new beginning....I think doing the happy dance is justified...twice over :)
ReplyDeleteooo (he claps).
ReplyDeleteit takes some bloody determination to keep a blog alive, and i can tell you that because I fail over and over.
And you have a stalker! What flattery. :)
P.S. Who's the business india boi? sounds snazzy :)
If, ahem.. the father and mother had variety in selection..
ReplyDeleteahem.. that makes whom, Sindhier than the Sindhiest? :)
So do we get the new template or what? This look is SOO last year!
ReplyDeletehey hey hey - congratsb hapy dance boy. :) and HOW on earth do u meet these stalker types? am sooooo jealous! boohoohooo.
ReplyDeletePS: yes, yes. now dat i'm back and all, we MUST sit down and do ure blog template. this wkend?
mmmm...good for you man!
ReplyDeleteseems you are indeed on a cloud 9!
i wonder, why CRV is not one of your choices...
pepe
Don't you wish that at times like this you had a way to get some info about the stalkers and give them their own pill - just scare the shit out of them?
ReplyDeleteHave you managed to lose the stalker yet?
ReplyDeleteAnd you got a new car? Hrmph. I got a new haircut :p
I've said it before, but a huge CONGRATULATIONS for the cover story. Yippeeeeeee.
cover story? wow. That is big. I've never had one... and i've been writing for 2 years. Oh wait, i dont write for a magazine :)
ReplyDeleteYou do know that one only has to look at magazines of your description now to figure out who you are... more stalkers mate!!! :P heh heh ...
and why dont i have a stalker.
@ say what:- well, join in then, theres reason enough u shud be a part of this.
ReplyDeletein my head:- snazzy !? naw :P and *cough* I had a SELECTION too :)
andy:- gee, thank u for being HAPPY for me. biatch[yea yea, i know u SMS'ed ur wishes]
ct:- not this wknd, the one after, say what, will co-ordinate and trust me, u dont want no stalker :)
pepe:- errr, cuz the crv costs all of 21 lacs :) thats why. and thank u for the kind wishes, monsieur
prasann:- isnt that what they primararily want :) Imagine a stalker going, I have a stalker, he's the one I am stalking currently.
casa:- I also got a new haircut. i dont like it much and I ddnt get a new car, my father did. I keep my car :) and thank u, if I havnt said it before :)
ninja:- thats precisely why I ddnt describe the magazine or the house :) no? and teeeerust me, noone wants a stalker :)
you know you're famouse once you get your own stalker. I'm almost envious
ReplyDeleteErrr...i thought when u quit the family business, your dad was threatening to do a bollywood number on you and disinherit you or something. But this is going the other way...u get a brand new car instead!!! Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteAnd ofcourse, I'm delighted for you :-)
BTW, i was in Bbay for all of 22 hours last week and actually managed to pass by that Dr.Banchhod sign!