Well, there might just be a reason explainable enough to why I am the freak magnet, because umm errr maybe I am the freak myself.
me:- hell0
lady:- good evening taj lands end, how may I help you ?
inner voice1:- oooh, oooh, now you must sound all hot and hunky dory and flirt with her
inner voice 2:- but why would I !? it's not like I'll ever get to meet her, she's a friggin telephone operator who I will NEVER see
inner voice1:- yes yes, but flirt.
inner voice2:- but she's a woman !!!
inner voice1:- JUST FLIRT !!!
inner voice2:- fine, whatever.
me:- Oh hi
lady:- yes, hello sir
inner voice1 :- must must must sound impressive, now ask her name and then address her using her first name.
lady:- hello?!
me:- oh yes, whom am I speaking with
lady:- this is the operator
me:- well, hello opeator how are you today !?
lady:- almost chokes
silence
inner voice 2:- silence
inner voice 1:- silence
lady:- yes, how may I help you sir
of course, I hung up.
Why did you hang up? Moron.
ReplyDeleteThere. I commented. That too, from the blackberry. Happy? :p
like i said, you ARE my daily dose of entertainment :)
ReplyDeleteNext time, we shall take classes on "HOw not to be tongue-tied, and speak on the phone." Of course, you'll have to pay me for it, along with my birthday and wedding presents.
yeah. we need to get you a hobby.
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