Remember M !? Yes, she who got married and moved away to australia. Yes, bitch. And remember S, who a few days after M's wedding told me he was gonna get married too !? Yes, bitch. Well, his wedding date is fixed. Yes, I am gonna die single, fat and drunk. Bitches.
It's after about two weeks that I am home and not attending any wedding related event. Until next week that is when I go to delhi for a wedding of course, that bloody well if I decide I want to go. I am fat and delhi has hot men and hot men and fat me is not a good combination.
Which reminds me to tell you, I almost registered for the Mumbai Marathon today, only that I did not. Because the 6km dream run was full and I don't do 21 km's. Hell, I don't do 6km's even. But then the cousin and husband have registered and in an attempt to resemble the human race again, I am going to start running with them or as she put it, panting while they run.
I am still contemplating delhi. Hot men, cold weather, winter fashion, layered clothes and I could just pass off as non-fat.
well, its the 18th day of july, his wedding. 8 months to get into shape and I am going to make sure he buys me nice clothes. Thats the least they can do for me. Buy me new clothes and take me along on the honeymoon, since I am not gonna get either.
Gutterspace, I hope you're listening. Honeymoon-take-me-along. Bitch.
yea, since i'm not honeymooning anytime in the ftutre, or ever in my life, can we take a vacation to greece instead? I knew you'd agree.
ReplyDeleteawwww id totally take you on my honeymoon. where you want to go tell? also you know any straight single men?
ReplyDelete"Yes, I am gonna die single, fat and drunk. "
ReplyDeleteIf the last two are true when you die, the first shouldn't matter. Besides you aren't going to be the only one. I'm so going to pass away from this world on a mountaintop without any annoying human beings around to bother me.
I know a very nice Punjabi boy in Delhi, with gay practically tattooed on his forehead!
ReplyDeleteBut he's nice, AND funny. And knows more about fashion than some people in Paris.
chalo, once again, TS has got a nice rishta for you. How pretty.
ReplyDeleteYou know what, I think being single is more fun. I mean it. You don't have fights over who finished the chicken curry...
ReplyDeleteyou're going to delhi? so am i!!!!!! let's meet. i'll be there from the 16th. email me, or give me your email id.. SOMEthing!
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