thus the wise said.
do not drink and when u do, do not make a fool of thyself. do not make out in the back of an innova which is filled with people and then upon reaching destination do not abandon the world and disappear into the loo, the world will know what you are upto.
and yes if you've done it, then be good and own up. Because the boy was hot and t'was much fun, and there thats one thing to check of the list. Also try not painting the hot boi with hickies galore.
also if drinking, carry cash, lots of it, cuz when drunk, DO NOT ATTEMPT to withdraw from atm. Because you will not only NOT get any cash, you will also have your atm card blocked and thus you will not have any money to pay the cab you just rode in and try explaining that at 6.15 am to a cabbie that your card just got blocked and you have no money, like zero rupees, except for like a 25p coin [and why would I even have that !? do people still keep those !?] and yes you are an hour away from home because when you were drunk, you have no idea where u were headed to. So you drove from home to town, parked your car there, sat in random car, ended up in lokhandwala and then cabbed in back to town only to drive back home.
Such fun. Don't drink and drive tho, it's not good.
Drink.
get drunk.
club hop
have sex in the loo
end up in random part of town
and then when u recover from being drunk
and reality sinks in
travel in a cab with no money
and then
drive home.
good boy you.
So what services did you provide to get away with a free cab ride???
ReplyDeleteheeee yes yes that's what i want to know [referring to comment above]
ReplyDeletealso um would u do it again? i mean any bruises? those stalls are kinda tiny. also dirty. wait. it was inside a stall no?
i think its time you tell the world, once again, about who & how the i.have.no.money.but.hell.i've.taken.a.cab rescue mission happened.
ReplyDelete@ casa :- theres only so much good that can happen in one night. Unfortunately, the cab driver wasnt a greek god and we were not shooting a porn film.
ReplyDelete@ pri:- Dahling, five star hotels do not have stalls. They have loo's. With ummm waterboy's standing outside handing u freshly laundered towels to wipe ur faces with and no I dont think space was an issue and neither was the cleaniness. Full marks to them
@gutterpsace:- or I could instead tell them how.i.suprised.so.sweetly.but.in.vain episode happened?
wat say?
You were so close to home. In keeping with the spirit, i could have added an element of surprise. :)
ReplyDeletewhat a wonderful life you lead.......
ReplyDeleteif you haven't realised it yet, the @gutterspace comment makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteI think I get it all and yet don't. are parts of the night intentionally vague...although I have known to be on the dimwitted side of life..yet, worth a ques, no?
ReplyDeleteNice to know other people go through this routine also.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh.... I am not the only cool one having sex in the loo. :)