No, I havnt met a single interesting person yet. And the chances that I will are also scarce. But what I will have in abundance are the hello dears and how ares you !? Theres never been and never will there ever be a dearth of these types in the bombay gay community. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors and most intrestingly their varied accents !!!
So here, yet another peak-a-boo into a faggots life in bombay city
ur location dear? me a mature hansome guy frm north,if interested in 40's guy message me
see see see, we have the retro classic variety. yay
hi my name is rushub can u give u r email id or contact no so that we can proceed
sure, I'll give you my residential address directly , why dunchyu just come over and marry me and then we shall proceed. [i love the I dont care if u're intrested or not attitude, lets proceed I say]
you seems handsome guy...
I also seems to blushes when you says thats ......
hi mr knowit all! wann know me as well? purab
Hold me .. hold me ... someone hold me ... I am so smitten by the sarcasm. Wowwww [and while we are at that, this bloke is certainly gonna score some if he keeps up at this]
this is one of my favourites :-
hi if u expect honesty i feel u can get more from matured people like me i am 35plus guuju guy well placed in life decent well manered, and above all single, and very honest, if intd than call me on 98*******
so there, guys4men has proven it, only matured people are honest. what more can one ask for, he's 35 plus and, he's well placed in life, he's well manered [and he knows his spellings] and above all he's single ... like WOW. he's single dude. weeee !!!
then him who I ignored. I think he felt a tad bad and I say this cuz .. he said this *sob*
u can reply my message ok
sure, I can reply your message ok. I just dont want to reply your message. ok
the next two are my most adored messages, I almost wanted to frame them and like hang them in some corner of my house ...
hi how r ui m 23 m mumbai what about u u have palce replay me
hehehehe, i really love this one. so even made a song and thus I present to you the benny-onceagain-benassi remix of satisfaction
sure baby, I'll replay you ...
push me .. and then replay me ... till i get my satisfaction !!!
come on baby replay me ..
ooh hooo ooooooh, yes go on replay me ...
but dear, I dont have palce.
still baby, can I replay you !?!
ooh hooo ooooooh, yes go on replay me ...
and last but not the least
Hi! Myself Bottom , 24 - M / Working for andheri - BOMBAY
Clearly my parents ddnt possess an ioata of creativity, cuz if they would have, they would have come up with an equally creative name like bottom/top/versatile for me also. Hmph. Ddnt I atleast deserve a nice name. -sigh-
These are just a few of the zillion messages that flood the inbox. And yes I know, a few people here and there find me a tad too cynical and uptight and bitchy and petty and blah blah blee blee boo. So, I kept aside my cynicsm. I left behind the sarcasm and I shred my uptight image and met a not so convincing candidate for coffee ... and spoke to another on the phone.
The coffee bloke sat in my car and in ten seconds went " So, you freak on english music " [I am sorry, whaat!?] and after ten mins of having him in my car, I excused myself and told him my friend had met with an accident [doesnt one always on a bad date] he went "So, how do we take this further" ... uh well, I'll send across my fellow with a contract tomorrow which says STOP TALKING LIKE THAT YOU FREAK, you sign the form and thereby agree to ignore me whenever you see me. Thank you.
The telephone guy, refused to divulge any details when I asked him what did he do [i presume he worked for the indian secret army]. So in an effort to create conversation I asked him, if he liked goin out and he said," no I dont like disco's but I do like hanging out at ccd"
Unfortunately for me, I freak on english music, go out to disco's and dont hang out at ccd. [cafe coffee day]
Do I have no future, I hear you ask ...
I worry so.
but atleast I have entertainment
Yup, Prince Charming is surely having trouble locating you. Keep trying, I say :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, You're funny. It's a good idea. Maybe I should collect my messages and send them across to you, so you can post them up here.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's hoping that you meet some interesting peeps.
With so much thought to it, you must surely have a theory on contemplation.
ReplyDeleteI've wondered in the past, do princes stray in markets too? How do you seperate the wheat from the chaff? Is not being there better than missing out on being there? Or did the chick come first or did the leg?
Hell, you're there, and it's fun too you say. :)
this is by far one of the funniest things i've read in a long time.
ReplyDeleteThe last one was "24 year guy I like wearing lovely dresses and am wanting to meets nice lesbians for making friendship"
great stuff.
I love gay bombay.
So, whats your opening line ? :P
ReplyDeleteThanks! that was funny
ReplyDeleteHappy Diwali, Brat :)
ReplyDeleteHey i msgd u ....y dint u "REPLAY" me hahaha dude u rock:)
ReplyDelete"C"
casa:- evidently so :) he seems lost and how
ReplyDeleteritesh:- getcha own blog mister. *smiles*
ryan:- since when did I start having theories?! its more like, if u're gonna get raped, u mite as well enjoy it :)
scritch:- well, yes there are many lovely guys who want to make friendhsip out there :) and u love gay bbay !? go ahead, laugh, laugh on my misery.
ninja:- hahahaha,u think there's any scope left for opening lines :)
orchid:- cheers
casablanca:- to u too child, to u too.
c:- cuz dear, i was replaying to your massages in ur car, no dear?!
oh dude this is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeletei should make this kinda blog entries for the number of freaks i used to meet on gaydar.com.au ;-)
and yeah they're just as bad here.
Gav