of s&m , gay porn and diwali bangs !!!!

I went on a date with Hot boi and then I sneaked him home at 1.00 am, walked past my parents bedroom half expecting my father to walk out. I realised, even if someday when I am sneaking some fellow in and they happen to chance upon my sneakery [yes, its my new word] I mean its no big deal right, he's just a friend, right !? He's coming home cuz he wants the cd for some latest game or something.

I mean what did u think dad, what could I do with a hot looking boi. * sheeesh *

So yes, Hot boi and I [blush] were at it again. But this time we followed the norm. We first went out on a date like normal people and then *blush blush blush* Ahem, we've met twice before and we just did the deed. We were supposed to do dinner and drinks and then go to the movies. But dinner and drinks ddnt happen, so we skipped away to the movies. And I swear, benchod, I wanna slap all those arseholes who told me Lageraho Munnabhai is a good movie. I was quite pleasantly suprised when Hot Boi, ddnt like the movie either. Yay, he has some taste and doesnt find stupid slapstick humor as the best thing that happened to the world. So to celebrate the joy and overcome the trauma of having to sit thru the movie, we decided to go hang out at my place. And thats how my Diwali came to an end.

With a bang, excuse the pun, it was truly co-incidental

Sunday night saw the bestest fraaands s&m come home for diwali dinner. Since I hadnt met "M" in the longest time, there was so much to catch up on, especially all the embarrassment that we had to put "S" through. So after eating like pigs and being tormented by my father, who btw now has only one mission in life, to get me and all my friends married. At the dining table, this is how the conversation flowed.

Dad to S:- So when are you getting married !?
S:- [giggling like a school girl] theres time uncle
Dad to M:- And you, beta?
M:- [giggling like a bride-to-be]:- Dont know yet uncle, next year maybe, once ajay comes down
Me:- Dad, can we talk about something else please.
Dad:- Sure.
Dad to M:- So next year, huh!?
Me:- never mind.

Somewhere along the evening, M decided she was gonna shred her humane image and turn into a ravaging, scary looking monster, so off went the hairclip and she let out the i-am-gonna-make-u-pee-in-ur-pants weapon, her mop like hair. "S" wanted to watch some stupid F1 race, because apparently it was like micheal shumakers last race and all, like really wow, my heart stopped beating. Like who cares dude. So, everytime he mentioned the race, we slapped him. So much fun I say. [jumps in joy]

Can I watch the race - slap -
phone beeps, sms about the race - slap -
but .. its micheals - slap -
last race - slap -
I wanna smoke - slap - Oh, sorry - yes lets go smoke

To gross the two of them out, I put in some gay porn into the dvd under the pretext of switching on Omkara, to entertain my guests. Aaaaah, the pleasure of seeing two people getting utterly disgusted I tell you. Divine.

This one had a theme. A latino goes into a hotel for an interview, the first scene shows two chef's cooking, then getting into an argument, then getting into a physical fight, which voilah turns erotic. ofcourse, they have the works, theres freshly whipped creame to smere on the bodies and lick. Enough, I hear you say !?

*rotlf*

While "M" kept going eeeeeh, eeeeeeh eeeeeeeh at an interval of 1.5 seconds, "S" had the look of horror and terror meets jaylalitha. I am not too sure, if it were M's hair that did the trick or the porno. A visibly shaken up "S" had his eyes closed and his face looked like he had been like constipated for the last 11,000 years. All this after I chose one of the sanest porn films. Oooooh, I tell you, its tres fun to be horrid sometimes.

*giggles*

Ofcourse, the final joke was one me, cuz my recently educated friends wanted to know which of the recently witnessed acts did I indulge in.

-cough-

sorry what !?
cant hear you, you're cracking up
helooooooo.
Ok, I think its time you go home :)