Friday, October 6, 2006

you know ur gay in bbay when ....

Last week, when I logged into my yahoo, I had someone requesting me to add em on, thinking I must have interacted with him/her sometime during the course of the week, I ackowledged their request, only to realise that someone was passing on my yahoo id.

When I realized .. I ddnt know who the person was, I politely declined and deleted him ... and told him in very plain, simple, polite english, I wasnt into the a.s.l chat routine and I wasnt looking for anything.

However, english is a language that not everyone comprehends and during the course of this entire week and a half, everytime I logged in this fuckwit would keep messaging me ... I ignored. I once again politely declined. I ignored some more and I ignored some more.

Last night, he messaged me some 200 times .. and yahoo like always was playing its evil tricks with me and thus even tho I ignored him and added him as spam his window would keep popping up, so for you my dear readers I present a very intriguing conversation in the day of a faggot's life in mumbai ..


vrindavan_5000 is currently not in your Messenger List.
Add to your Messenger List (Ctrl+Shift+A) Report as Spam (Alt+Shift+R)

vrindavan_5000: hey u there
vrindavan_5000: face to face cam ok
me: I am not interested dude, thanks, could you leave me alone?
vrindavan_5000: face to face cam ok
vrindavan_5000: face to face cam ok
You have been invited to view vrindavan_5000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

BUZZ!!!
me: no thanks
vrindavan_5000: but y
me: fuck u dude
me: i am not fuckin interested
vrindavan_5000: y
me: dunchyu get the FUCKING HIT
me: *HINT
vrindavan_5000: means
vrindavan_5000: me too can hve face to face
vrindavan_5000: chat
me: FUCK OFF
me: I AM NOT INTERESTED
vrindavan_5000: i m a nbbs studnt
me: U COMPREHEND ENGLISH?
me: GOOD FOR u
me: NOW FUCK OFF
vrindavan_5000: u got adddedto me
vrindavan_5000: tats it
vrindavan_5000: oh common
me: YEA WELL, now delete me and do urself a favour
vrindavan_5000: watu thk opf urs self u rubbisgh
me: yes, you're right, i am rubbish
me: so quit wasting ur time
vrindavan_5000: ok
vrindavan_5000: any way
vrindavan_5000: i m really sory if hve hve troubld u
vrindavan_5000: try to bhe nicee to othres ok
vrindavan_5000: who wants u to fuk u shit
vrindavan_5000: who did came
vrindavan_5000: u r the same as all
vrindavan_5000: wen u come on line alll dai thougt would talk tatsall ok
vrindavan_5000: who u thk u r
vrindavan_5000: behaviour is wat counts
vrindavan_5000: ok baby
vrindavan_5000: its bye 4 u
vrindavan_5000:
vrindavan_5000 has canceled the invitation to start photo sharing.


seriously mr. vrindavan_5000 [like haywards 5000!?!] the next time someone says FUCK OFF, it does mean F-U-C-K O-F-F !!!!

and he even called me baby !!!

- yelp -

prince charming, was that you !?!

9 comments:

  1. *giggles*

    Ahem, Prince Charming will come ma dear. We are all waiting for one. Sigh.

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  2. hey, what happened to you *bad breath* post....(did u brush it off)

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  3. @ casa:- inshallah !!!

    @ mumbai jerry:- so u do [slyly] read the blog, u just dont comment *snigger* yes, i realized the hotmodelboy, might just chance upon it. ddnt wanna appear rude. :)

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  4. right... and if he learns to brush, he may just be prince charming. :) You're falling short of good blog ideas, wot?

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  5. Prince charming? What is that? Oops sorry who is that?

    Cynical Me...

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  6. New template. And a new blog too. Dude, what is happening?

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  7. ryan:- -cough- falling short of idea's, since when did I start getting idea's at all !?!

    satc:- cynical you, I am not too sure, but imbecilic you is what I am dead sure about .... I hope you get the reference and u'll know what or who prince charming is.

    casa:- futile efforts, need a new template, have this one I really lile, tho cant figure out like hajaaar things in it, so until then just peelaaaying around.

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  8. Mind if I e-mail him your phone number. I think U'll have more to write about. What say ya?

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