Note to self:- Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever eve ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave your camera on the coffee table if you havnt deleted pictures that are not safe for - cough - parental viewing !!!!
cuz when you do leave it on the centre table the chances that your mother will pick it up and want to see it are very very very strong.
and when she sees this
she might want to know whose they are !?! and most importantly why they are being focused on !? Ummmm, errrrrr, no Mom I promise I am not a perv ... they belong to "S" .. oh yea, she's S mom. and no, I am not sleeping with her
these ma, belong to "M" ... and I can tell you why I clicked em, cuz they looked so big no ma that day, I was proud of her. It looked like she had finally hit puberty. They have grown ma, they have.
this mumma is "F" and in my defense, I ddnt take this picture. *gulp*
look ma, pretty beads no ?!
Why, just why did U HAVE HOLD YOUR BOOB "M" !?! Just why !?!Oh wait, I asked you to.
Ummmm, cough bad lighting no ma, how do I explain this one !?!
she stared at this one for a whole three minutes. I shat and I shat and I shat some more. That's F ma and she's really sweet, and that ummm is an aerial view !!!!
this is c's butt and by the time we got to this I just shut up. For a mother who thinks her son is the ideal out-of-hand child, I ddnt have much to offer as a justification. Though after finding ciggerates and alcohol and panties in my drawers I am not too sure if I should say this has suprised her entirely.
When I naratted the story to the sister, she couldnt stop laughing and she's convinced my mother now thinks I make pornography or something.
Well, once when over the topic of my marriage when I said I am not to keen on getting married she looked at me with disdian and went " Oh well yes, why would you, you anyways do all those things people do after marriage "
but
ummm
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but
ma ....
well, atleast she thinks I am getting some action. and yes, I suffer from the foot-in-rut sydnrome. Yes, I always invite it upon myself.
yes u always do invite trouble...but i must say ..."GOOD ART"
ReplyDeleteur liar friend
"C"
ps- thats my butt rite? lol
Riiiiiight. Not sure if your Mom bought it, now try convincing us that you arent a perv ;)
ReplyDeletejust when I thought hope was fading... you totally redeem yourself. Take heart, my friend. She "knows" you're not gay.
ReplyDeletehi baby... as vrindavan of the 5000 watevers wud have said... hehehe.
ReplyDeleteand u are SOOOO a perv. ure looking at women ! chhheeeeee! how pervy can ya get now?!
You to put on a stat counter! What took you so long?
ReplyDeleteHey OA…..I do read your blog…..but do not comment…..however….blasphemous posts like these…..will force me to comment…….
ReplyDeleteGande Bachhe !!! …..You will have to pay for making us look at all the boobies…..show some pee-pees in the next post or prepare to be spanked !!!
BTW…..you have got my link all wrong....it's jerrymumbai.blogspot.com....please correct....thanks !!!…….
Oh well, this is my first comment here.So for starters I have invited my self here.So if you have problems with that, SPELL it out.Else I will keep coming back here..
ReplyDeleteand after supressing my laughter for those whole 1.5 mins..My tummy hurts now.
i am both confused and turned on by all the pictures and even more disturbingly by the comments to your mother.
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