then maybe you should stop eating !!!!

No more alcohol. No more ciggerates and no more fucking chocolates/desserts for me. PUHLEASE !!!!

I saw I saw I saw, Kareena Kapoor, Karishma Kapoor and Yana Gupta. Kareena Kapoor looks pretty but dresses ugly. Karishma kapoor looked liked a skeleton and Yana Gupta wore a pair of joggin tracks, a tube top fand a bandana for christmas brunch.

And I !? what did I wear !? Blush. My fake energy denims with a black striped gap shirt and my red underwear, 'twas the christmas brunch afterall.

We went to the Taj Lands End for the christmas brunch. Got there at half past 12 and left sometime awfully close to 5.00 !!! Which means, I ate until I wanted to puke. I drank until I wanted to puke and I smoked in the non-smoking section the of The Vista [Vista's!?] until I wanted to puke. I ate everything from the Lamb chops to the turkey. The tuna salad to the gobi. The mashed potatoes to the rissoto. Veggies tossed in olive oil to drumsticks in something oil. I ate the pork and I ate the chicken. I ate the gobi and I also ate the broccoli. I even ate the zuccini. You get the picture, right !?

No you dont. Because after I ate all of that, I ate the desserts and I even ate the fruits and then I ate some more dessert. Please blame the Chocolate Fondue Fountain and the sticky gooey brownies. The chocolate creame cake and the plum cake. The chocolate mousse in small small glasses and all of those tarts.

No, the 5 glasses of champagne ddnt help either.

In my defense this is all spaced out over 5.5 hours. So it isnt all that bad, right !!? Ofcourse not, only if the previous night I wasnt drinking 0 .5% grape juice and 99.5% vodka, a drink made by the closetlalk idiot at the guppies place. Only to be followed up with several rounds of drinks at the Zenzi bar with cee and s, topped by Pav Bhaji, Idli and Chickoo Milk Shake at 4.00 am at Amar Juice Centre in Juhu !!

Somewhere along yesterday's brunch

me:- Seem's wanna go get dessert !?
S:- ummm, lets wait for a while

5 mins later

me:- Seem's wanna go get dessert !?
S:- look of disdain, okay - lets go.

me:- *burrp* Seem's, I think I might wanna puke. *chomp chomp*
S:- [looks at my plate which is stuffed with desserts] Well maybe you should stop eating then
me:- okay
Steward:- Sir, would you like another glass of champagne!?
me:- Errr, sure. Could you also get me some more of those brownies !? Please

and then I met "R" for a bit where I once again ofcourse had to servings of Coconut water.

Burp !!! Wish y'all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's !!!