That [the heading] for the uninitiated is the sound of a crash. Take a glass and throw it on the floor or simply drive on mumbai's road. The
leaps into self-pity meets frustration meets grievance meets helpness mode
I banged my car * sigh * and I ddnt even bang bang it, I ran over a huge boulder which was like in the middle of the motherfucking road and honestly with all the rain and the lack of lights it looked like a plastic bag that just lay on the road. I drove over it and it got stuck under my car. When I reversed and drove away nothing seemed wrong except when I honked it sounded like a pig oink'ing !!!
Came home, parked the car and realised the bonnet wont close and suprisngly theres not a single scratch on the bumper. Does that mean the boulder miraculously lifted the entire engine on my car !?
*faints*
Well, whatever it is, I am screwed and scared !!! Ironically, just yesterday I was at a new honda showroom besides work and they gave me an estimate of 28 fucking thousand to get rid of like three measly scratches. Blah ! and I wish there were atleast a fucking DENT, I could claim somebody banged me [yea well, no pun intended there]
I hate the rains and I hate this city !!! Motherfucking boulder. So much for not being drunk. In the past eight months, tonite was prolly amongst the very few nights I was out and ddnt skull alcohol and was SOBER. 0% alcohol. So much for sober driving. Fuck U BMC
[sorry, cudnt resist the blink part :) ]
springer boi leaps into self-pity meets frustration meets grievance meets helpness mode
I banged my car * sigh * and I ddnt even bang bang it, I ran over a huge boulder which was like in the middle of the motherfucking road and honestly with all the rain and the lack of lights it looked like a plastic bag that just lay on the road. I drove over it and it got stuck under my car. When I reversed and drove away nothing seemed wrong except when I honked it sounded like a pig oink'ing !!!
Came home, parked the car and realised the bonnet wont close and suprisngly theres not a single scratch on the bumper. Does that mean the boulder miraculously lifted the entire engine on my car !?
*faints*
Well, whatever it is, I am screwed and scared !!! Ironically, just yesterday I was at a new honda showroom besides work and they gave me an estimate of 28 fucking thousand to get rid of like three measly scratches. Blah ! and I wish there were atleast a fucking DENT, I could claim somebody banged me [yea well, no pun intended there]
I hate the rains and I hate this city !!! Motherfucking boulder. So much for not being drunk. In the past eight months, tonite was prolly amongst the very few nights I was out and ddnt skull alcohol and was SOBER. 0% alcohol. So much for sober driving. Fuck U BMC
[sorry, cudnt resist the blink part :) ]
So how do you really feel? Don't hold back.
ReplyDelete...yes i read about it!! silly car...just hope u are fine...will see ya tomorrow
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