Saturday, March 25, 2006

Dear God,

Hi its me !? Sorry, I know its 4.53 am and not the right time to ask !? But just one question, why the fuck must it always be me ?! When does the karma take effect !? Today the ex stood behind me and kissed and kissed and kissed that ugly thing called a man whose face I ddnt get to see Wasnt the plan the other way round !? I lose weight, I look hot and I get a bloke and I be happy ?! Oh yes, the career issues were solved too.

Well, anyways. It shudnt bother me, should it ?! But I think its time things change, cuz I am not fucking finding this funny no more !!!

Me !! your sweet lovely drunk stoned child up at now 4.57

p.s: I think he looked nice. I hate his face though !! I think an accident for him in which he loses both his legs, scars his face, loses eyesight and sprains his nose permanently should suffice. If you reckon that is too much to ask, alternatively a simpler and clearer career path for me and a loving bf will also do.
p.p.s: Please apply first wish for all previous ex's.
p.p.p.s: See just make my life simpler and I'll stop cribbing ! promise
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9 comments:

  1. Sex and the CityMarch 26, 2006 at 12:32 AM

    ...you do not crib. you just say what you feel. what you go through. life is waiting at the next corner...it will happen..

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  2. gutterspaceMarch 26, 2006 at 5:11 AM

    Take a deep breath and say, this too shall pass:) Usually works for me.
    And btw, if you don't want to cross paths with ex-s, just tell yourself this - "you and me are pure souls ('you' being the ex you want to never meet again)and I know you have been immature and not-so-sensible. I have forgiven you for all the things you've said/done in the past.And i hope your soul and mine do not cross paths agains.
    Chances are, you'll feel better, not so bitter and probably wouldn't accidentaly bump into ex-s.:) A friend of mine who's heavily into pranic healing and a firm believr of karmic cycles taught me this.

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  3. aristera saysMarch 26, 2006 at 7:27 AM

    c'est la fucking vie. and its not only you. its a club by now. the 'why-only-me-god?' club. but never wish ill to an ex or anyone. it all comes back to you.

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  4. closetalkMarch 26, 2006 at 11:22 AM

    aww... *hugs*
    if its any consolation, i thought ure ex looked dowdy last night, and dat creature he was mouthing looked like an inmate run loose from a paagaalkhaana. ure much too cute to waste ure time over either of dem, drunk n stoned baby. ;-)
    again.. *hugs*

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  5. blogvandalMarch 26, 2006 at 11:02 PM

    Just wanted to hurl a stone

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  6. An ExMarch 27, 2006 at 10:34 AM

    p.p.s: Please apply first wish for all previous ex's.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  7. say what?March 27, 2006 at 11:27 PM

    Say What? hurls two stones. One at the ex for being who he is and one at Once Again for reminding him that why he is an "ex" in the first place. *4.48 am, fast alseep*

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  8. once againMarch 28, 2006 at 1:35 AM

    s&m: wtf .. since when did u become sex and the city - ur supposed ta be sexandmumbai ! biatch ! * snicker * and thank u. i know i dont crib :) I mean, crib and I !? hello !

    gutterspace: bonjour madame !! welcome aboard !!! tankoo babes :) shall try chanting that. but sigh, forgiving is so not my forte :) batting eyelashes *

    aristera: oh its not about wishing ill. its abt tempting god :) * winks * I mean clearly he's not gonna let me get even with my ex's, well then like he might like just wanna like sort out my career issues .. !!! and get me a bf and a life ! :) a new laptop a nicer car .. u get the drift ! :)

    closetalk: now ainchyu a sweet boi who dances rather sweetly to 'I-am-a-disco-dancer'. * snigger * hehehe - u said cute - * snigger snigger * and i'll just paint the perfect picture of restrain here and not comment on the man who was being mouthed. oh hell - wtf - what was with hair !?!? * giggles *

    blogvandal: what can I say ?! isnt it fun hurling stones ?! anonymously at that !! Enjai !

    an ex: hmmmm to u too :)

    say what: allo' there ! what Only one stone hurled at him. bitch ! and why me?! we all make mistakes no :) now go running down to nearest mall and buy me something nice. Aldo shoes will do :)

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  9. Sex and the CityMarch 28, 2006 at 5:15 AM

    since when did i become sex and the city? ok then. ask yourself. 4 posts on the series...hmph

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