My laptops the worst in the yard, damn right, its worse than yours, I cud show u, but the damned thing wont charge !!!

Laptop blues again. Stupid freaking peice of incriminated shit. Really, its like celebrating technology hates once again month. Its gonna be another grilling week of having to repeat and repeat and repeat myself as I co-ordinate with the louts at HCL, who if I might add, are not trained to speak in english and thus fail to understand my accent and thus every sentence said, unless repeated in six different tones, does not hit home. I mean who, simply who would have an office in Saki-fuckin-naka, and really if you do wanna be there, atleast offer a benchod outcall service for people.All over the globe they provide outcalls for your machine. They send a courier guy - he takes it - he gets it back. Halle-luiah. In the past two years, my laptop has made six rounds to HCL and usually, its for the fan which gets jammed and twice its been for battery issues, like this time. The machine wont charge when on and the minute its switched off, it starts charging and without the battery it doesnt stay connected on a/c power for more than 2 minutes. Stupid TOSHIBA !

No, its not alone. My I-dun-fuckin-pod also miraculously stopped working. Three minutes on the treadmill, with alanis morissite providing moral support it stops. Sigh, absolutely no mercy for me. Not even when they play aaja aaja aaaja. *Starts hyperventilating at the thought of having to deal with Apple, Bangalore.*

So now I am gonna go and break my head on bad customer service people from HCL India, who I seriously believe should offer outcall services. Whats worse, my man friday hasnt come into work today, which means another day of dim-battery-on-long-life mode surfing. And lemme not even get started on the call centre in Bangalore. Hmph.

p.s: On a brighter note, I have lost two kilo's, tho I am afraid the copious intake of alcohol on saturday night might have undone the wonders of the treadmill.

p.p.s: I want this

p.p.p.s: It's a pity aye, unlike remote controls, banging your notebook doesnt help.