Why am I not sleeping ... Cuz the Vengabus is coming !!!

And why am I blogging if I am not sleeping. Isnt like insomnia meant to be used for more productive purposes. No, jerking off has to stop after a while, the pinkie hurts too you know !!! So well, 10 mins past 4 am. After an hour of circulating on a 3' X 6' bed * a single bed for the benighted* I have decided I need a new bed, well one thats more accomodating of my sleepless wanderings.

Well, so insomnia does have its benefits. Back during uni days, it was the time to get the laundry done or get online and get hooked . But since bbay doesnt require one to do that and the internet at 4.21 am now is only flooded with american desi's who are of no help it was time to open em drawers and fish out old memories. So what did I find !?

Some absolutely brilliant nonsensical shit I cud do without stuff reviving memories of the forgotten past

a) Straight Porn: Nope, not mine. Not a friends either. My fathers porn * takes a moment to throw up * Its soft porn tho and a good one at that. A brazzil carnival and some themed porn, but the problem is, its a video cassette, which makes it obsolete. But I have no clue what must be done with this. Found it 4 years ago when we were moving homes in one of em drawers when I the free of cost domestic help was cleaning it out. It just lays there in my drawer. I save it for one of em rainy days. The day when I do something really really really bad. Ahem and oh dad, btw I found these :)

b) Letters & Cards: From my ex girlfriend, where she wanted to marry me and have heart shaped cushions. Freak, only if she knew and heart shaped cushions?!! * goes ew ew and all that in classic "v" style. letters from the ex's. From friends. From pen-friends, God I miss those days. Stupid penpals from somewhere. Cards. Lots of em. Even a stupid backstreet boi's postcard my ex once sent from toronto. I was 16 then, S-I-X fuckin T-E-E-N ! and it was the cutest thing ever

c) Doodles: Always save em. Well, one day when I shall be the famous interior designer nate berkus, run ! I give u time, Run My doodles will sell. Its funny how since school, I have only sketched layouts. Obnoxious, hideous layouts of houses. And I save em even. Lately, I sign em :)

d) Audio Cassettes: The downside of technology. Things go obsolete. What does one do with 100's of auidotapes which are now only playable in my superfunky 2din car stereo. No keeping em in the car is not a solution, cuz dude. Like who, like who keeps cassettes these days. Sigh. I am in half a mind to use a few to make a lampbase. My very own aduiocassette lampbase. Maybe I will. Just like I will mend the broken peices of furniture that have been lying around in the spare room. Or just like how I will one day, one bloody day change the bulb in the lampshade besides my bed.

e) Photographs:- Of people forgotten. Of people who have grown up. Of family. Of cousins married with children. Of childhood. Of college. Of ex bf's and their candid passport snaps stolen from their wallets

f) Clothes:- Sizes I will never fit into. Tee-shirts, I'd never be seen in. undergarments I refuse to throw Junk jewellery bought in college. Colaba causeway jewellery. Hideous peices adorned on my neck. What was I thinking ?!

Well, the downside to opening these treasure boxes, having to put em back in. Which obviously now at half past 5, is too boring a task. Thankfully when madame Indu steps into my room, I wont be at the recieving end of her stares. She'll only look at the mess on the bed and mumble, Bhaiya - aapke paas kitne kapade hain !!! All an atempt to get me to donate my clothes. Hmpfh !

I wanted to click pictures and post em, ya know of ma doodles and old underwear but cant find my freaking cord which connects my phone to the computer. And if I am not mistaken, the last I used it at my ex's place. So, now thats one thing I am never getting back.
takes a pen and scribbles on his picture, there he looks so much better

I found a vengaboys cassette. Yay.

Ho Ho Vengaboys
Ho Ho Vengaboys
Say Ho Ho Vengaboys
Ho Ho Vengaboys
Say Ho Ho Vengaboys - Say What?
Ho Ho Vengaboys
Say Ho Ho Vengaboys
Ho Ho Vengaboys
Say Ho Ho Vengaboys - Say What?

I say Ho Ho Vengaboys. Ahem - The Vengabus is coming, the Vengabus is coming !!!